This profile broke my BadDecisioMeter. Rest assured men, this fine woman is only looking for just friends. No danger here.

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Does anyone see a pattern here?

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Bailouts going mainstream!

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24year old land whale has lots to offer, like a kid AND a record.

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Another 24 heat old pregnant THOT with demands

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Damaged , flawed blimp is seeking a loving airport for a landing.

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Religious single mom is looking for a daddy to help with the babies.

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I am moving so where are the SDs?

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31 year old hidden gem who does not seem to be able to learn from her past. Will they ever learn?

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This one is serious. She is tired of the crap and has a question.

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Very ambitious SM works at a huge company. She won't do anything of those nasty things with you but, she will be happy to answer your real questions.

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Damaged 24 year old with 3 and 1 on the way wants someone long term to love her babies. Be serious. Why is she on the market?

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Fitered THOT Looking for someone to man up. BB on the way!

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C'mon guys, stop beating on this 30 (not 26) year old smoke stack. She just wants someone to treat her and her 4 croblins right. Is that too much to ask?

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Single mom central LMAO

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See my long list of wants.

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Plump bartender meets the wall. Of course, the usual demands. Who is ready for this?

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I'm not easy

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This PSM from Hell is conducting an intelligence test. She wants to find men to step up and pass her test. Any takers

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Time to Man UP, Silver Fox Edition: All she wants is to be spoiled by a generous man. Is that too much to ask. Look what she brings to the table.

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She expects us to help her after a lifetime of poor decisions

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This one better find someone real and true. Here is another life ruined by the new morality of our age. I don't see many men lining up for her!

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This one is honestly LOOKING FOR REAL. See if you can find the one sentence that caused me to post this profile.

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Good, not sure about that. Ever wonder what single motherhood does to one's mind and body. Consider this.

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22 with Chad's 4 yo child. Independent but I need a family man. Remember that I still need tingles.

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Get in line men, 22 with 2 kids and one more due 5/19. Wants to get married.

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Looking for a good man to pay for my kid and school. Guess what? You have to take it slow (no sex unless you are chad!)

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What do you offer for the love of god?

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Thunder thigh dancer, you will want to let go. Time to play count the red flags!

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Here we have a sweet 29 yo Divorced woman looking for her sweet counterpart. Almost forgot fellows, This one is pregs too with her 4th kid. Can we get s S-T-E-P U-P? What's that spell?

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Preggy with lots of demands. Don't let them spin your head around.

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Here is another one that our society needs to support. Welcome to your instant made family of 3 with this crazy acting daredevil.

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What a catch! 4 kids, truck stop cashier, GREAT BS detector

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24 year old with 2 kids looking for a country chad. Anyone ready to be loyal to this fine example of womanhood.

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You better have a car and house.

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Go away??

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What ever comes to mind. That's what this below average cool mom wants to do on a date. Time to be stepping up men. PumpEmOut!

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Another 22 year old mom of 3. I wonder why she would say she wants someone who won't throw her out like trash?

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Hey guys, here is another one who wants to go on fun dates. She aint stupid so be on your toes.

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Anyone looking for a tatted STNA with a muffin top who is ready to grow old with love? Did I mention the ready made family that she brings to the table? Someone needs to step up and get this one off the market quickly.

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Unicorns, butterflies, drug addicts, and jail. This post wall apocalyptic Fireball of a wuhman wants a real guy.

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Divorced mom looking for a real man this time. Maybe a farm hand. Read carefully gents, this one may be a catch.

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Damaged tatted sweetheart asks the question. Do we know the answer?

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This one makes me ask, How do I lose you? We have a wild one who needs taming. Ready to step up and take on this single mommy?

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Winner, Winner, STD in her. Baby too.

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21 with Chad's 2nd on the way. I want happiness

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Tyrone strikes again! 27 year old bartender is pregnant, just so u know. Watch where you drink, this one may try to serve you something extra.

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Life is very rough for this 22 YO abused mom of two. Help fix the broken pieces but no ONS or BS!

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Blah, blah, blah, nurse, blah, never married, blah, blah, kid, blah, blah, blah, wall. There, just summed this profile up for you.

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/s Get in line for this ambitious, well educated, high earning, attractive young mom. /s More chances to step up and be a man every single day.

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Another 22 year old single mom to be trolling for betas while pregnant. She wants a guy with his head on straight and has his life together. He needs to be ready to settle down. Get in line for this one gents!

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Men, you have your orders: Read my profile! But, if you want sex, don't HMU

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Single mom looking for someone to step up so she can get her GED and go to college. Any guys out there willing? She is ready to get serious now. I wonder why?

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Here's an independent wahmyn who does not need a man. How can she think this profile will get any interest?

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Chad strikes again. This loon thinks she is going to find her long term person but no hooking up. Line forms to her rear.

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Preggers at 23 but still wants to ride. I wonder how she is going to take care of two kids with her job?

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Or if ur also poor or just got out of prison im ur type uh girl.

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Hi, I am a 40 year old divorced mom who's longest relationship has been for 5 years. I have lots of demands and might want to see your penis.

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Three damaged young moms, all with the stare of 1,000 cocks. They say they want off the carousel. What do you think? I think I smell something rotten in Denmark.

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Continue reading to find out how entitled I am. Then, bow down and worship me. I command it.

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This SM of two says no to hook ups. She says yes, I will breed with a cowboy as long as he takes me away. Anyone ready to saddle up?

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I am pregnant but let's vibe and see where it go

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Wife up this wild, independent, recovering addict, queen who is the complete package because: Single Pregnant Mother needs Daddy.

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Cool, not cool. Another pregnant catch on OLD. She's almost 20. Yay!

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If anyone wants a REAL woman, here you go. She is done playing games. Aren't we glad. Forgot to mention, she's pregnant.

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Will all men please bow down to the princess in our midst?

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Diva who gets right to the point

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I think Tinder needs to wear a condom from now on.

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Time to Man UP: Tongue ring, tatas, and toddlers are all this overweight used ashtray has to offer. What does she want in return?

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All aboard for this train...wreck. Don't let this one derail you men.

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Is she maximizing her opportunities (to catch a wallet) or, just lying? Compare the differences in these two profiles

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I'm not DTF????? you. I have standards. I just want to hang out. K?

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I have hit the wall but, I still seek THE ONE to provide for my biracial kids.

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This 20 year old open book wants someone to step up. I almost forgot to mention, she's pregnant. Come on guys, be a role model.

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Please give up AND tell us what we need to do

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Here is another package deal

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Another beached single mother with a few extra pounds. This one thinks she is Captain Obvious with her description.

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Here we have a 24 year old mom of two for your pleasure tonight. She is looking for her redneck romeo. Almost forgot, baby 3 on the way. By the way, her kids come first and she is not her for a sex session. Don't pay any attention to what the others say about single mom life. Step up time.

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Hi, I am young and stupid, just look at my profile. I can't make up my mind what I want except I AM looking for a good time while I am preggers...again.

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Green haired monster on the prowl. Be on the lookout. The wall hits hard for this 30 year old mom. Remember, her kids are her priority. Where will that leave you?

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This is the nicest, most truthful, and honest profile I have seen. Got you. It is opposite day!

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22 year old Capuchin with 2 offspring is ready to swing to the next branch. Who wants to help this very ambitious smoke stack make her offspring proud of mama's life?

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Flatbed and crane needed for this demo project. Don't forget a dump truck full of diapers. This site needs a wrecking ball and one hundred nerds.

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I want, I want, I want, I mean, I need a real man, not a boy!!!

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I am looking for a genuwine REAL MAN.

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I just want ONE

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I can show you incredible things like how I am hard to deal with.

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I was DTF enough to have 3 kids. My body and life are wrecked now that Chad has moved on. No more DTF or hook ups...well...unless the Chad dad wants it.

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Time to play spot the red flags with this 33 YO Christian mom X 2 - Can we spot the red flags in this post? Are there any?

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Independent single momma who is tired of being fucked over but still wants to ride the CC.

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My poor choices got me here but I still want to ride the carousel. I will make time IF I can find someone special enough.

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Why is it so hard?

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Hi Boys, read my profile first. What I won't say is that I am an entitled chunk with many demands. Come get me.

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I would do whatever I can for you but you will NEVER be first.

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I'm not skinny or hot any longer but you must be tall, muscular, have nice teeth, and more...

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Everyone has a type, what's yours? My daughter is my typy, she always comes first, regardless.

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CC rider is Looking for THAT ONE!! Do we really believe it?

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Get in line for this ambitious, well educated, high earning, attractive young mom. More chances to step up and be a man every single day.

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