This guy wants all the cake.
Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5
Turned into pork rinds.
Progressive males are not men.
Ben excels at mental gymnastics as well.
Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.
What have you done for me lately?
People with depression do not need a doctor.
Why don’t native Americans speak Spanish?
This is disgusting bigotry.
This woman has anger issues.
Dan Rather remembers.
Is it really just your body?
If you owned a bank and left the door wide open with no security and got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robber’s fault or yours?
Remember that one time?
We gave women the right to vote. We ended slavery. I don’t want to hear about “privilege.”
But I am a white male of European decent.
No comparisons guys.
Whatever, I’ll quit my day job.
This is an accurate representation.
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
And just like that.
Straight to the source.
Dreams do come true.
I hear this from M.A.G.A. crowd often.
No hypocrisy here.
A total slap in the face.
How the turn tables have turned.
Ever seen a vegan get slaughtered?
Was Dad ever wrong?
A little short sighted.
It be like that, all the time.
The Christian Right is right, right?
You just don’t.
I am terrified of Muslims. I don’t want Sharia law in America.
Murdered by science!
We don’t need no education!
Don’t forget to carry the 4.
Snowflakes are so sensitive.
The right loves woman and children.
Well there it is.
God send us someone to cure aids, cancer, etc, etc
Cry and make excuses...
Rick, you’re gonna want to sit down for this.
“Also it’s called the Tanakh, you weirdos”
You know that one game?
John Kelly was right. He was just talking about the wrong people.
It’s never ok to own another human being as property.
Probably not really your area of expertise.
I am a vegan and you ain’t about that life.
I need a calculator or something.
You can’t make this shit up. 😀
This is oddly accurate in my experience.
There are no insane questions just insane people.
Weird Al knows what’s up.
There are white and black churches?
Racists are the dumbest people on the planet.
I don’t, do you?
Girl, I am a sweet guy, reply to all your tweets guy.
More than meets the eye.
What should you do if you find an atheist
The last laugh.
Mugshot of alleged rapist cop showing scratches from his victim fighting back.
In Allah We Trust
It is what it is and it isn’t what it’s not.
Humans being bros
My friend Christopher protesting the Westborough Baptist Church down in Casey Illinois!
That’s in my job description.
Every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell
I mean is it not?
Or the best episode ever?
How do they work?
Here’s something different. 6 or 9? It may not depend on how you look at it.
Fuck your mom, is cool.
This is a terrifying thought.
This is quite bizarre.
Not the tip she was expecting.
A perfect gentlemen. Warm and passionate.
That’s gotta be it!
A biblical assassination
This is why nipple tape is so important.
I am nit racist but...
I don’t know why but they do.
Long form please.
Thou shalt not kill.
Such amazing grace.
Someone is mad that he can't terrorize people in Walmart anymore.
The Church of Satan always serves it up.
I would be filled with joy.
So my church going friend just received this letter.
Colbert get it.
It’s like she is actually there.
It doesn’t work.
‘‘Tis is life
Better pack a lunch.
Some people are pro birth not pro life. They could care less about the child once it’s born.
Pro lifers aren’t pro life. Just pro birth.
That’s not true right?
Ben mostly does mental gymnastics.
That is pretty impressive.
They wear sunglasses because they have no souls.
Yeah but pizza child sex rings add a real thing.
Men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness.
Good to see the people being politically active.
Did not see that coming.
Super serious flu shot reaction her guys
The old meat in the stroller trick.
It’s Good to see Cain has an advocate.
Huge plus if you are a virgin because you have the lowest rates of divorce.
Conservatives don't understand the concept of not being fanatically loyal to a lunatic.
DoNt TrEaD oN Me!
The top prospers as the bottom decays.
A comprehensive list.
That’s what followers of every religion say.
My friend who has kids found this on her door step addressed to her husband.
All about them family values!
Ever seen a meme from the future?
It’s called moving the goal posts.
Cause he’s down with the KGB.
Best daily special ever.
I think he qualifies.
It’s quite simple.
And you can’t forget Ben Ghazi!
What are your priorities?
I am not a violent man but...
Contemplating those mysterious ways
No words for this one.
It's actually more accurate their way.
Better get checked for the autisms
Once upon a time.
Mocking divorce is not cool guys. It’s not cool!!!
The worst kind of trash...
There are no atheists in foxholes.
Definitely dirty on the inside.
Gas the atheists.