My secret? I bought 50 of these adorable little bag clips that dehumanize me whenever I try to have a snack!5yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/1200isjerky
My boyfriend watching me browse this sub: So the whole point is just to make fun of people that are trying to diet?4yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/1200isjerky
Realizing that you need to go grocery shopping the day before a winter storm is scheduled to hit:3yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/RhodeIsland
Unexpectedly ran a 9.72s 100m, how do I keep up that pace for 100 more meters?!3yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/RunningCirclejerk
My bf thought I was crazy when I took my last piece of toast and started laughing. TOAST SWEAT5yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/Frasier
MRW I send a text to my BF about how I've been feeling kind of depressed and lonely the past week because he's been away and I've been stuck home alone with a cold and he responds 3 hours later with feel better!5yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This came on while listening to my”Discover Weekly” playlist. WTF SPOTIFY NOOOO5yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/thebachelor
I just LOVE these tent dresses that are in style, they are So0o flattering /sarcasm8yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
Having a busy/stressful week and was visited by the scourge of the earth at breakfast ☹️3yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/Frasier
Thought I'd give Modcloth's Stylish Surprise a shot...so close..9yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
FINALLY found a foundation for my China-White skin #paleprincess5yr ⋅ GlotzbachsToast ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
