You can say it's not much of a confession, but I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone in real life.8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Custom wrapping paper for my dad with his least favorite picture of himself.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
Ben Affleck asked for a slave owning ancestor not to be mentioned on TV.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Takes less time getting dressed and I don't have to worry about underwear lines.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My great grandfathers headstone. I have never met him, but I wish I had.11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
Young Kevin Spacey. He's is very plain looking but something about him is just... *sploosh*9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
[Social] My brother texted me and asked if I wanted to make some money.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
I get texts from a number I don't know every once in a while. I haven't blocked it because (s)he sends this shit.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
Political campaign T-shirt I got my brother for Christmas and for the next presidential election in 3016. Vote early, vote often, fellow earthicans.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/futurama
[gif] Made this for my boyfriend, changed it a tiny bit so you guys can use it.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
I walked into a bathroom stall and saw this, I'm fairly certain that's menstrual blood.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/WTF
This is how my dad feeds his dog. He won't eat his chicken unless the meat is cut off the bone and hand fed in chunks while he's not being looked at by our dad.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
My grandpa posted this. I hope it actually happened to him, lol12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/facebookwins
MRW my dog runs to the window and barks down the empty street.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
This is the second time this week I made him think something horrible happened like this8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
I just started watching Parks and Recreation, and while I've always liked Chris Pratt, Andy Dwyer makes him so much more attractive.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Anyone else have a friend who thinks they're shit when they're actually great? It's frustrating me so fucking much.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
I think I sorta recognize you I remember their name, mothers name, dogs name, where I know them from, ect. It's not like I care and try to remember, it just sticks.8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Template for making fake action figures, such as the commonly seen Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen ones, because I couldn't find a transp. PNG8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/StarWars
Smoke if you want but if you do this, you're the worst type of person. [FIXED]10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[Social] I got matched to Shrek on tinder. Yes, I sent the Shrek is love, Shrek is life copypasta.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
I could remove the top or bottom line and it would still ring true.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you're talking about your depression and getting one word responses half an hour late (from someone you help with their depression)8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/teenagers
My boyfriend said he doesn't think Key and Peele is funny and8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
To be fair, he was spending the whole day either being a Nickelodeon fanboy or reading starwars.com6yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Battle of the booties: Michael C. Hall vs. Ryan Gosling vs. Matt Bomer vs. Henry Cavil10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Fuck irregular periods. When it's early it sucks, when it's late it's scary.8yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She was saying she wished she could go to a concert but it's going to be in the U.S. That's not how it works.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/facepalm
MRW my boyfriend says I bring out the gay in him (I'm a girl)10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
To all the people giving reddit gold, therefore giving reddit your money.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
MRW someone says they hope in the future kids are bullied for being straight and spred straight rumors about eachother.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
F is for freaky toy that will kill you, U is for u will die, N is no survivors9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
MRW I get home after an awful date I met on tinder, go to unmatch him, but see he beat me to it.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Obama, you just went full Pius Thicknesse, don't ever go full Pius.11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
It's all here, everything you may want to know about Misha Colins, in just a few seconds.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/mishacollins
If the belt counted as a beating my parents would be in huge trouble, also, you spelled swag wrong... To much face palm...12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/facepalm
I keep a bunch of these in my wallet and give them to people with whatever else I'm handing them.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/ronswanson
The Emcee's costume from Cabaret to me is like Leia's slave costume to just about every guy I know. Top left clockwise they are Neil Patrick Harris, Michael C. Hall, Norbert Leo Butz, and Alan Cumming10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
My dad's legs due to exclusively wearing high socks for most his life, and a nerve in his back that connects to his right leg getting accidentally cut during a surgery.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
I finally got around to seeing Of Mice and Men today. For me, James Franco will never even *compaire* to Chris O'Dowd.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
To anyone who isn't attracted to Benedict Cumberbatch, you're just not attracted to him YET.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I just realized this is what I subconsciously do every time someone I like accepts my friend request. I don't actually write down the status'; I think of them and post each one with a bit of time between them.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
MFW I met someone once a few days ago, he starred in several sex dreams, and I met him again today.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
It's usually only once or twice per ovulation that it gets this bad, but fucking anything gets me ridiculously wet.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
He'll never been the true batman, although he does suit up quite nicely.11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Some people call our extensive knowledge of all things phantom cultured. Nah, we're a bit insane and that's why we love Erik.11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/box5
My mind is so fucked. I weighed twice before and twice after and got these both times, no change in clothing for either.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friend said he pissed in a sink and my reaction was like 3 seconds behind everyone else's. I don't see the problem.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I refuse to accept the notion (I've been told many times) that Chris O'Dowd is not beautiful.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
If they were my kids I wouldn't care, but it's not my place to teach other people's kids about sexualities. I saved it pretty well though.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Oh REALLY now? You hate when people kill animals and think it's cruel to do so, yet you eat meat? You're either a vegetarian who scorns people for killing animals, a meat eater who understands what meat is, or you have no strong opinions on the matter.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/facepalm
Finally watch last weeks episode and i saw a familiar face. He's an old family friends brother. His name is Michael McGlone (the friend was Joe McGlone)11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/psych
The concerts general admission. The venue is small. I haven't seen him since I dumped him.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My dad opened Netflix and was very confused when he tried to find the sign in.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
I hate this. Just say no. I don't need a reason, I won't be offended, and I don't care if you don't want to come. Just tell me so I can accurately plan.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Hm, I don't know if I think he's attractive or it's just the voice, what do you feel?12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Just the first part would have been great, the second part was icing on the cake10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just recieved $30 in iTunes gift cards for five hours of watching 15+ kids.9yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Feeling fabulous today, I ordered them both almost a year ago, and just got the hooves today. I'm compleat.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/pics
tho separate, not great, together this bromance is a total lady boner12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I can't stop freaking out over how much I freaking love beards, Jake Gyllenhaal's is majestic.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW my 26 year old (sober) brother peed his pants a few hours ago and still hasn't changed.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My dog shit next to the heater, it melted, then the edges burned. It like when you leave cookies it the oven for too long! :D11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/WTF
I let my dog out of his crate, but apparently didn't open the gate far enough for his highness. I came back in the room to see this. (He's afraid of jumping on the blue thing because it rolls, and he doesn't like the crate door for basically the same reason)12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/funny
This guy was the worrier husband in a scrubs episode, WHO IS HE? HE'S SO HOT!!!12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I normally only like a few tattoos on the arm and none anywhere else, but... One exception...12yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I don't care what the thing is, if you don't want someone to tell anyone else, make that clear.10yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Everyone loves Jason Segal and Neil Patrick Harris, as do I, but I freaking love Josh Radnor11yr ⋅ GlobindobinButler ⋅ r/LadyBoners
