Was at the local splash pad today and a woman was washing her greens in the spray. I could only think of this....4yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/seinfeld
[FO] Knit Christmas ornaments--My first attempt at fair isle knitting!4yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/knitting
HIFW I get a Bluetooth shower speaker that allows me to talk on the phone while in the shower9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/seinfeld
MRW someone says oh working nights must be great, you have all day to get stuff done!9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my boyfriend wants to go to bed but I'm drunk and want to stay up.9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/seinfeld
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doing!8yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/seinfeld
HIFW I put on stretchy skinny jeans straight out of the dryer9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/seinfeld
MRW I arrive at my parents' house for a visit and the first words out of my judgmental mother's mouth are, You're wearing leather pants!?9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
H(my bum)FW it's the first day of my period and I can't. stop. pooping.9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(boyfriend's)RW I am a little tipsy and we're playing video games and I tell him I'm going to create a race of female warriors9yr ⋅ glittercheese ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
