New year, new routine, and that’s a-okay!

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Oh my god they were strangers

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But maybe they just haven’t been annoying enough, y’know?

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me_irlgbt

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Oh those feeeemalesssss and their selfies

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me_irlgbt

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Constant vigilance

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Maybe next time Jim!

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Any little bit counts, my dudes!

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M’Ladyin’ 101

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🎶I can’t be held responsible for my actions🎶

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This is fine

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I dreamt up this shitpost

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🔥 The most Alaskan of sunsets 🔥

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The Most Dangerous Game

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“What law would you pass first upon being elected?”

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And occasional arbitrary “AREN’T I FORGETTING SOMETHING??”

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me_irlgbt

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I’m not saying this would definitely work on me, but rules 1&2 pale in comparison to this line

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Mfw my abusive ex says all relationships are women shitting on men who are too good to them

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Mark King’s next policy rollout:

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Not as bad as some, I know, but there are SO MANY cb in the rent-a-princess business. This mom with <1000 followers would like to “collaborate” to get the two most popular characters for free.

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...I’ll get right on that

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Hannah B, Demi, and Hannah G like

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All I Want For Christmas is for you to FUCK OFF KAREN

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Bless

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These are my birds

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Just....honestly, no words

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Eeeeeew

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Has enough time past to circle back to Whedon’s Wonder Woman script?

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This horrifyingly inappropriate attempt at humor to advertise for a local restaurant position

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Mayor Bro

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Sometimes I wonder about MurderedByWords

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“Constraints on the body”, a self portrait by model @charlihoward

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Ragingly sexist remarks are a great way to reassure your customer base post 1-star review!

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I made this shitpost ‘cause all I can think during my full rewatch is WHY DON’T Y’ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SWEET RECIPE YOU CAN MAKE?

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AAAAHHHHHHH

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It’s the little things!

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Purple drink

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Queen of shade & my heart

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“Excuse me but this practice of make-believe is not being gatekept ENOUGH”

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It’s the off season let’s stir some pots

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What a fiend!

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She’s not my first choice, but what a beautiful endorsement

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That’s...not how it works. That’s not how any of this works!

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Thanks Bekah ❤️

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Bekah’s story is her second watchthrough in the throes of regret for having recorded her podcast on Paradise prior to seeing the text receipts

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Before: slow cooked white wine & mustard chicken!

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Whoop there it is

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I know it doesn’t actually matter or affect me in any way, but aw man...RIP my fave hairstyle in BN

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I, for one, did not realize till now just how thicc Emily is. Get it girl.

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I mean

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TIL my standards are all wrong

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Hot take from a new “father & libertarian” friend

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Then TIME TO DIE!

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If you marched & aren't in the military then you are imaginary, or possibly a man?

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God can’t ignore this!!! (Crosspost from r/insanepeoplefacebook)

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