Not all heroes wear capes
It felt like a pretty productive day to be honest.
I'm just here tryna better myself
For those of you who want to get in shape this year: grab your phone, take off your shirt and get in the bathroom
I was even holding out hope that she would get it for me as a gag gift
By this time next week I expect to hear this a lot.
Don't be a sore loser (X-post from r/pics)
I've waited a long time and it's finally socially acceptable for me to tell awkward, unfunny jokes
She even gave everyone tips on how to peel the pumpkin and why using brown sugar is better
Two out of three ain't so bad
The face you make when you came to Orlando thinking you were going to Disney World but your parents took you to Fun Spot instead OR when you get your ass whooped by the Magic
FYI: The Jordan 10 Orlando Magic color scheme was release yesterday (12/01/18). This is the shoe Nick Anderson was wearing when he stole the ball from Jordan to ice the series against the Bulls in 1995. Picked a pair up today!
They're helping me stay in shape, I guess.
Ever buy a SunPass sticker? This is the user agreement. Canada for scale.
Why the Asian market in Pine Hills is one of my favorite places in Orlando
Orlando Laker Fans midway through the third quarter of last night's game
Hitler Harden is probably a bad influence on him
[SPOILERS] First image of Jake Gyllenhaal has Batman
Volunteering at Toys For Tots and spotted this little guy.
Lavar Ball mentoring one of his players while his three sons look on.
Laker fans about mid-way through the 3rd Quarter of last night's Magic game
As a kid growing up in Orlando in the mid-90s during the Shaq and Penny era, these were a MUST. Jordan 10 - Orlando. So crispy!
A shout out to all the REAL elves out there
In the summer time when the weather is fine...
4 years ago I posted a pic of 2 bars of soap, at the start and end of their lives, respectively, seamlessly fused together. Today I give you my magnum opus - Irish Spring, Ivory, Dial.
Fairly new to this sub, marathoned the entire series and had this meal to celebrate the last episode.
I Love Us
Lisa it's your birthday..happy birthday Lisa.. - back when The Simpsons could bring a tear to your eye
Ball is life
On the dock of Narcoossee's over looking Bay Lake while waiting to be seated. Rain clouds approaching from the east, sunshine in the west. Contemporary in the backdrop. Summer 2014.
Every Single Time I Meet Someone Who Shaves Their Head..
There's always next year.
Good night, sweet prince.
1988 - 1994
Today, I was the chosen one.
My first 40! They are not sold in Florida so had someone who was crossing state lines pick one up for me.
Old sliver of soap (Irish Spring) fused seamlessly with new bar (Lever 2000)
Before Bieber.. before One Direction.. there was.. the one and only..
Sliver of old bar of Irish Spring soap fused seamlessly into a new bar of Lever 2000
Old sliver of Irish Spring soap fused seamlessly with a new bar of Lever 2000
Never be too cynical, but always keep this in the back of your mind when courting/dating.
Told my wife today: This guy makes me look forward to getting old.. to be able to act like he does and get away with it.
On my desk at work... SMASH!
I see your Repair Man and raise you a Handi Man
The original Forever Alone