I just turned 40. Time to be knocked down a peg or 8. Try to be original. There’s only so many times you can hear “Found Karen’s husband.”2yr ⋅ ggodfrey ⋅ r/RoastMe
This is Winnie. You are encouraged to throw the frisbee, but you cannot take it.3yr ⋅ ggodfrey ⋅ r/Notakeonlythrow
This print my dusty jeans made on the chair whilst I ate my lunch.3yr ⋅ ggodfrey ⋅ r/AccidentalArtGallery
One of my posts made it to r/all. Make me feel pain worse than my two kidney stones.5yr ⋅ ggodfrey ⋅ r/RoastMe
At the doctor to see if I have eye cancer. Make me wish for death’s sweet release4yr ⋅ ggodfrey ⋅ r/RoastMe
