You See Comrade: In Soviet Russia, we don't drive puny, slow tanks, we drive rocket tanks3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
My husband says my homemade pot pie looks like the book of the dead, he's making jokes about how he ate the necronomicon and isnt sure he said the chant right.... yep3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/funny
You See Comrade: In Russia, mosquitoes take your leg, not just your blood3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You See Comrade: In Mother Russia, we irradiate our babies - they grow up strong like bear3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You See Comrade, in Mother Russia, a Marriage Proposal is a Show of Force3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
And they even itch after you pull them out of you lol - we call em stickers or pickers, and sweep our yard with old clothing on rakes to remove them3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/texas
You See Comrade: In Russia, men stop car accidents with a kick of their boot.3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You See Comrade: In Mother Russia every citizen has a wholesome rusty neighborhood bar in their alley3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You see comrade: in Russia children train to be commandos during recess3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You See Comrade: Russians do not fear puny sharks, our fish give sharks nightmares.3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
You See Comrade: In Mother Russia, You Don't Tell the News, The News Tells You3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
Lol this is very Texas, just gotta add the death count on our roads next to it4yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/texas
Poney wants everyone to know that there is no shame in eating pretty close to her weight in navy beans, she checked, she feels awesome about it.2yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/pugs
Anyone feel like this is the other side of bipolar, either excellence or nothing?2yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/bipolar2
Happy 14th birthday to Mom! With a capital M because no other mom has ever mommed so mommingly3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/humblebrag
My Mom's roll recipe, I'm trying to bake her rolls so I can smell them and feel closer to her, she baked every day and I miss her so much. If you would like delicious Mama Carol rolls, you're welcome to the recipe. This smell is home to me. God I miss her so much.3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/ChildrenofDeadParents
Look at this crazy relic in Portland, TX, when is the last time you saw a pay phone in the wild?3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/texas
Meet your new forrest friend, he has some gifts for you, are you brave enough to take them from his dead claws?3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/creepypasta
Right? And also, turn left at the fork by the old man with the conspiracy theories whiteboard, bring him water if you have time...4yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/texas
I think my arms are going to fall off and I have 4 more pieces to reclaim, anyone have any tips to save sweat and tears?3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/CastIronRestoration
When you completely forget that you're baking, RIP sourdough rolls3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Someone broke my Earth in my galaxy eyeshadow palette, I don't know whether to be annoyed, or impressed with their form of expression2yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Happy 14th birthday to Mom! Way to Mom! No one has ever Mommed so Mommingly!3yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/narcissisticparents
Department of Education says I'm owed a refund, just verify my address and I'll get it in 2 months... This is the second round, the first time I verified my address was 4 months ago... Scam?2yr ⋅ Gette_M_Rue ⋅ r/Scams
