In the Timothee Chalamet Cinematic Universe (TCCU), we see a young man forgotten by his father ascend to the throne of England, only to then disappear to a life of candy-making. Later, stranded on a deserted planet, he incites an interplanetary war to get back to chocolate.1wk ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Star Wars Episode 3, after defeating General Grievous, Obi-Wan says, so uncivilized. This is a reference to the fact that Grievous fought the whole battle naked, which is quite uncivilized, indeed.5yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Down on a planet known as Arrakis, A sandwurm tried to make me a snack-iss. I turned to him and said, why don't we be friends instead? Now the duo we form is simply the baddest.1mo ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Megamind (2010), Metroman never kills anyone, Megamind devotes his entire life to ruining everyone else's, and Titan is an impatient idiot. This is a subtle nod to the fact that they are white, blue, and red players, respectively.2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
A note to my family. Please don’t use “real” to differentiate between girlfriends that you have and the girlfriend I have. It’s gatekeeping and it’s exclusionary. Everyone can love and cuddle and cry to sleep the way they enjoy and it’s just as “real” a girlfriend as any other.1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
This is it. The most Jund picture you will ever see in your life.5mo ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Eat your heart out, Seb, this is what REAL oppression looks like2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
These four sit down for a game of EDH. What archetypes they playin'?2mo ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Don't embarrass yourself next time you go to the LGS! Memorize the tri-colour names to look like a real pro1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Found this incredible two-card combo that beats white every time3yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
I am back by imaginary request with another helpful guide to memorizing colour combos!5mo ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
(Based on recent lore revelations) Urabrask Opts Out of Atraxa Project1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Players: We want to see real character growth, WotC: Say no more, fam2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Not all heroes wear capes, but when they do, it's a badass fungus-cape2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
You aren't a true MtG Gamer until you've been there (the other bit, not the girl)2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
You put several rules debate triggers on the r/EDH stack. I cast this meme in response.2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Alright, guys, I'll whip out the toploaded deck. <all laughing> Other guy: Hey, what IS the toploaded deck, by the way? Tutor tribal, why?1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
I pulled a Mana Crypt and just had a son. Here's a picture of my new pride and joy. (:3yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
All my friends are grass and water types, but I guess it could be worse1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Why build a weather-controlling machine when you can build a weather-out-of-controlling machine?2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
So that's what, 4 damage? Hold on, just lemme... just gotta find the 36... just lemme... shit, hold on, guys, one sec... No, spin-downs suck, I like this one, give me a second.2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
I just want to take a moment to appreciate all the commitment, dedication, and hard work that goes into writing the incredible flavour text of MtG, which helps immerse us in these magnificent worlds.3yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Players: Print fetchlands, you cowards | WotC: Pull fetchlands, you cowards3yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Someone: Nooo, one guy making five memes in a day is too much! Me: Izzet, though?2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
What does this pride flag mean? Some people tell me it stands for celibacy, others say it's for empty wallets???1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Magic-themed marriage proposals are the real Magic as Richard Garfield IntendedTM. So real he did it twice.2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
First Coldsteel Heart, now this? Smh when will the anime tiddies stop, Wizards?1yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Suspiciously high number of phyrexian symbols in the math of our universe σ__σ2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Much like chaos decks, this meme seemed like a better idea in my head2yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Fact: Valve starts working on arcana concepts before the winner is decided. Here is a leaked image of the early stages of Void's arcana.6yr ⋅ Gerroh ⋅ r/DotA2
