For Halloween my wife and I dressed up as Tinker Bell and Rufio from Hook 26 years later7yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
I'm 35 and this applies to a lot of my friends who have disdain for Kaepernick8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Not all of us can dress up like a koala and a tree, some of us have a restaurant to run.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
I am raising the future and the future will be filled with chaos9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
This kid was to small to go on the ride so her parents told her to just hang out while they went without her. They were gone for close to 30 minutes10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/WTF
There are many of us and we come from all walks of life. We aren't all some Toby Keith wet dream.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
One of my best friends is a total redneck and also gay so I get to hear gems like this time to time10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a fire fighter I have been on way to many runs on holidays because of a fire in the oven Here's a tip11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I took this photo just a few miles from where Mitch Hedberg grew up. The Mall of America really let me down on this one.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
A pizza pan left on a pizza made has over 4 thousand votes over in /r/funny10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My buddy Nick has been working on race cars since he was a child. This is him after he fine tuned his lawn mower11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
You only kiss clean shaven men because you are some sort of pervert?10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Doctors will try and save your life regardless of your donor status. Here's Red Forman to explain more11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Luke 12:33 Sell your possessions, and give to the needy. Provide yourselves with moneybags that do not grow old, with a treasure in the heavens that does not fail, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/atheism
I even made it for the day after my birthday since I knew everyone would be so busy on NYE. At least they sounded sorry over the phone.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I was a rookie firefighter I saw a 10 year old girl hit and killed by a driver that was texting. It was the last day of school and I couldn't help think about how she didn't even get a day of summer vacation.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Posting your opinion on a controversial issue? Here's your karma forecast11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This little bit of interstate knowledge has helped me out a few times11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was tossing this idiot out of the bar when he said this. The look on his face when I told him I did a year in Iraq was priceless.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Brave woman teaches naive young man a valuable lesson just before he leaves for college.8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/thatHappened
If you've ever known a 3 year old you will know that they can all read and have the cognitive abilities to enjoy shows like Dr. Who.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/thatHappened
Just walking to the bathroom when security stops me. Dude, I just have to...ohhhhhh10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Those white walkers are going to crap their pants when they see Samwell in his final form.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
The kid, the wife and myself went to a costume party for Wrestlemania. Being an adult is awesome!8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
When I'm drunk and trying to sneak past my kids room because I want to try and find snacks in a dark kitchen.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/funny
After we get home from dropping the kid off at Grandma and Grandpa's.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW the new guy at work makes a Kung Fury reference while I'm training him in.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm drunk at the zoo and this gorilla won't stop giving me judgmental looks.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/reactiongifs
300+ lbs (140kg) guy I know gets free burrito because he's just so darn cute!8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/thatHappened
Last year my daughter didn't win a single match, this year...girls state champion!7yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/wrestling
For this young woman it's too late, the street life has stolen her chance at love. She speaks out bravely in hopes that she can save young women from choosing the thug life.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/thatHappened
Went to the bar to get another drink and run into Clay Guida. I was super drunk and I remember saying, no floating hand and then I stood like this. I'm a weird drunk.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/MMA
One 32 TV, one raspberry pi, and a few planks of wood. My wife's birthday present is almost complete.9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/raspberry_pi
Spent a little more than I had planned on my toys for tots gifts but I know two kids will be very happy this Xmas. I don't know who they are, but I know they'll be happy.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/happy
Saturday my daughter competed in a girls only wrestling tournament for the first time.7yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/daddit
A friend of mine got into a bodybuilding just a couple years ago. He just posted this on Facebook11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/bodybuilding
Several years (and pounds) ago we were out drinking and ended up meeting some nice guys that told us they were up and coming MMA fighters so we asked for a pic.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/MMA
In 7-8 years I won't need to break out the shotgun during prom week if my daughter keeps making these faces. (My kid is the one on top)7yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/daddit
If you don't put a religious preference the Army defaults to nondenominational. Not this ninja!8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/atheism
The world's reaction to ISIS saying they will cut Obama's head off in the White House10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I think going to games with my dad is even more fun as an adult.8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
MRW I walk into the shower at the gym and see a turd smashed into the drain10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Yesterday it worked fine. Today I can't do anything. What's happening?9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/raspberry_pi
I knew I shouldn't have tried to be nice while rocking this Movember stache10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This will probably end up on r/thathappened but I swear to Helio this is how my day started.8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/bjj
When I host UFC 229 I’m going to tell my guests that they have to pick their refreshments based on who they are routing for.6yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/MMA
For Mother's Day I got my wife and daughter a private with Karen Antunes. She (the wife) has been on cloud 9 all day.8yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/bjj
Last October I stepped into the octagon for the first time Here I am on FX (I'm in the commissioner behind Dodson)11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/MMA
My cousin had his baby at Abbot and Harrison Smith stopped by with a gift9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
Any else ever found it a little twisted that wrestling season is over the holidays?9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/wrestling
Going through Xmas photos and I realized I forgot to submit my one and only project. The castle loft bed I built for my 7 year old princess for Xmas.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/daddit
It's gonna be a tough one but here's something to help keep those spirits up. SKOL mother fuckers!9yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
She knows I only go to the fair because it makes her and the kid so happy. This is all the thanks I need.11yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW when I wait until a snowstorm to go out and buy snow boots and a coat10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Hands down the most WTF thing I've seen on my Facebook feed. This is a person I know well in real life and she is 100% serious.10yr ⋅ GermanPanda ⋅ r/WTF
