Mug my wife made for me

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Dinosaur from kid’s book

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Outside is like a burnt candy peanut. Inside is like a skittle. What candy is this?

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My wife's facebook friend's kids are pretty religiously woke

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Hey Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night? Wee little parties.

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Slow down Tubby. You're not on the moon yet.

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What? You hear machine guns and decide now's a good time to take out the....oh thats groceries?

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I've been watching Game of Thrones and I always picture the characters doing this when something bad happens.

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Nine thumbs up? What the hell is that?

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Noticed this while watching Futurama

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Quiet! You'll wake up John Wayne.

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You've obtained the rank of....Pussy willow.

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Watch out! He's got his probe!

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Knife goes in, guts come out.

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The pictures....they're coming alive!

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No, I'm just going out to commit certain deeds.

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Well, I may not know much about God..but I have to say, we built a pretty nice cage for him.

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sometimes to prevent monkey business, we must create it.

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Yep, there's your answer fishbulb.

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