[NO SPOILERS] mine and my wife's backs paid the iron price for this, hunched over the table for 3 days.8yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/gameofthrones
2 women in my office were talking about the best way to cook bacon. 1 said the oven while the other said microwave. This was my comment.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I work in a commission based sales office and people take off all the time.9yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My kid was assigned to draw what makes you feel good on this ornament. My job is done.11yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/doctorwho
Bathroom has 4 drawers of which I use 1. Wife dropped this on me today.5yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My kid's school is having lil smokies for lunch on 4/20. Well played lunch lady.7yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/funny
My wife pointed him out but we just smiled, waved, and went on our way.6yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My brother is a bigger guy and was asked to play Santa in our small town Christmas Parade. Then he dropped this line.11yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I saw this ad on FB and did one of those dramatic cartoon eye rubs to make sure I was reading it right.5yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/funny
Yesterday morning I mention to my wife that I'd like to start eating healthier foods.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The Doctor spotted back stage at the Grammys. I guess he's a Mumford & Sons fan.12yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/doctorwho
She moved her kid to a new school after being discovered as a fucking liar.9yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife. She never talks about them until they do something good. Then she won't shut up about it.11yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Teachers at a local school created a costume theme centered around a student in a wheelchair.9yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/pics
[No Spoilers] GoT fan art by my artist friend in Oklahoma City. It's now hanging in my home.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/gameofthrones
I know it's bad for me and they put weird shit in it, but I don't care.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What I tell my wife when she gets frustrated because I won't pass someone on the right when they are slow in the left lane on the highway.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a male, this happens to me too often, especially at industry conferences.10yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A family friend was in an accident and lost a thumb. My wife made food to send to them and my 7 year old wrote a note.12yr ⋅ geoffeaton ⋅ r/funny
