Pat McAfee Superkickicking 6’7” Corbin in the face is a direct shot at the Young Bucks superkicking Sting in the shoulders.1yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
People posting their post vaccine pics, even though it’s months later than they should have been getting those jabs? Eh, more the merrier.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I wish my foot had star power at 3am last night, when my kids left this on the stairs.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Becky Lynch is speaking to us directly because we have finally accepted her application to the SCJerk HOF...2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Now that Bryan Danielson and Adam Cole are all elite, someone leaked the next 3 weeks worth of plans - R E F R E S H I N G.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
When Tony’s card is declined but you run it again and it goes through because daddy added more money to the account.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Disregard the fact that RAW was on SyFy and beat them handily in actual viewership - Keep on moving those goalposts!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Topps has released a WWE trading card product with original framed art in the style of Garbage Pail Kids - beyond awesome looking!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
The tired trope of booing the heels is only something they do in the Fed. When going for real sports feel, faces and heels are determined by clothing color.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Can you believe they actually pitched Adam Cole as a manager on the WWE main roster who also wrestles? Such an insult to a man who has all the tools to be a champion.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The PC sucks and NXT call ups get ruined as soon as Vince gets his hands on them.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
AEW being moved to Saturday in favor of Christmas programming is a good thing! Let me tell you why...2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
BTE taking a shot at the trash bag debacle is a direct shot at AEW basing their entire show around WWE's tossed garbage.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
DAE hate Kevin Nash even more than they already do? He should go back to playing bit villains in old Marvel movies instead of criticizing the Dub for trying to recreate them Wednesday nights at 8pm.1yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
RAW in St Paul - the night after a blizzard in the middle of a pandemic is cause for 8 threads and lots of hand wringing. Can’t wait to tell you guys all about how the Dub would never get to that point!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Your face when you spend a year on your knees in front of the altar of pro wrestling, wearing poorly made pink T-shirts, only to see your lord and savior take his talents to Cardiff.1yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
TFW When the Dub fails to get to a million and you know your forehead is about to get even bigger.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Was at my parents house and found my photo from a sold out house show in MN from 1999. What a crowd!5yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Meltzer is right. It’s over. Vince failed. So out of touch. Should have gone with a star Latin people and 55 year old white people would appreciate like Ricky Martin.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
First Darby Megastar’s scene is cut from the movie and now this? I was told the Fed was Ded!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Everyone: AEW has done nothing to showcase or build black talent. The Basement:2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
When daddy signs the check and you get to save your slumping ratings with another HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Former WWE Raw Women's Champion Rhea Ripley - 5'7 and covered in tattoos also agrees that she doesnt fit the mold.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Why does WWE just put random people together in tag teams and groups, despite no real reason for them to be together as it relates to the story?!?2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
DAE Saudi Arabia? No one does business with known killers and terrorists the way WWE does.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Whenever the basement says a Bucks tag match is one of the best matches of all time...3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
RAW does a shitty number? WWE IN THE MUDDDDD! AEDub does a shitty number? Ummm, yeah... less people watching cable... ummm.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
FTR being made to look like Make-a-wish kids is a direct shot at the Dub making people feel like a kid again.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
If you are born on gameday at a North Memorial Hospital, you get a special Vikings blanket and care package. Sad they lost, but we won. Pretty cool!4yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
It feels like someone keeps trying to figure out how insane the recommendations can get before people finally wise up to the bullshit.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Fightful’s staff is really looking to circle jerk their way into the hearts of the basement. ALMOST.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Not even a month in and Punk is already borrowing from the Sting playbook! DAE GOOD THING FOR GOOD GUYS?!?2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Love seeing the wrestlers crushing dreams by showcasing how the war is a made up trope by the IWC3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
TFW you finally make it back 1.4M viewers on Dynamite, but its only because people want to watch your company implode...1yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
It’s actually 13M to like 45k. We all know why. Fed ded. Not relevant in the places that matter. #Goodguyswin.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
AEDub Fans Continue To Showcase Their Amazing Support of Race Issues in America3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
According to the basement, this is as important as Axxess is to Wrestlemania weekend2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
“I was led to believe that the Dub is the biggest thing in Wrestling, so this is utterly confusing for my cultist beliefs.”3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
TIL that battling over 1.5 mil people on Wednesday nights was the best there has ever been.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Not a cult, and definitely not led by those suffering from the effects of repeated traumatic brain injuries.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The jerk is strong with this one. All caps MEGA STARS gets him some extra points.4yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
TFW when you are about to be the 17th GAME CHANGING GET for the #goodguys - WOWIE! (YOWIE is trademarked)2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Tiny in the Jaguars draft room? He should be booking megastars for Double or Nothing! Not focusing on a billion dollar sports franchise that actually matters!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
As previewed in the recent Being the Elite, Upper Deck looks to be producing a set of upcoming AEW trading cards.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
DAE the Dub just gets it? They never question our intelligence with stupid gimmicks or storylines.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
CM Punk: I want to wrestle the young bucks, and I can’t wait for them to call 886 spots in a 25 minute match with no selling and a bunch of goofy comedy moves. My partner will be [Redacted]! The Basement:2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
So glad the Danielson recognizes that wrestling in front of a sold out Superdome with millions of people watching him win the main event of WM30 isn’t as important as opening some random Dynamite in December against a guy 99.9% of America doesn’t know.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Since Eddie's Fed bashing promo is getting all sorts of traction, and given his constant bitching, its time to BRING BACK THE SIGN!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Only idiots would not want to let the song of their recently deceased relative be used for a mainstream wrestling company that garners ***CHECKS NOTES*** over 400k viewers every week!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Evil Fightful: Vince McMahon is actually a human being and every aspect of his life is not newsworthy. Grow up.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
DAE not a big deal? Bad bunny who? Maybe he is there to steal the tires off someone’s car!2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
I guess no one made her aware that McHitler is a racist asshole, and the best, most inclusive WRESTLING is on Wednesday nights on TNT at 8pm. She should give it a try, she might like it.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Thanks to Van Vliet we gotta reset the goddamn sign again. Miro is at it again.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Can’t wait for *checks notes* Malakai Black to finally get the creative freedom to job on Dark.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
THE BASEMENT: This is it guys! Fed = DED! Another win for the good guys! REALITY:2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
I’m confused by Giannis carrying around a Fed belt. I was led to believe that the Fed is Ded?3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
So racist, not like the good guys where POC are on always TV and winning titles. McHitler just likes to BERRY all those minority title holders.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The Vicious Cycle of Meltzer is more predictable than the Basement's reaction to it.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
I give it MAYBE 3 months before the Britt Baker and Thunder Rosa match is referred to as match of the century on WON live.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Its Your Wedding Anniversary? Ill make sure to use this opportunities to make sure you consider options to join the #goodguys. Definitely the right place to do this.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Jericho, after finding out that some of the releases were due to vaccination status:2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
SCJerk is a toxic misogynistic hate sub! BTW, you should check out the best heel in the business, you might like him.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The basement is raving about AEW beating Raw in a made up category, and you start asking about Smackdown in the same category.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
AEW doesnt have some hastily thrown together hot shot match or any buzz for Dynamite. TONY KHAN:2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Finish to NJPW Match: Finis..Reversal... Finishe...Reversal....Fin....Reversal..Fi..Reversal......Finisher ...1..2..Kickout.....Fi...Reversal......Finisher!...1...2..(ref pause) Kickout...Finisher from other guy! 1...2............3. Meltzer:3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Eddie Kingston is in amazing shape. Just look at this artist’s depiction of the King! STOP with the body shaming. RIP Hana.1yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Man, I’m impressed we have reached this level with the jerks. Johnny Ace is now a victim. It’s been a pleasure serving with you all.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Most of the WWE TVs, MITB and Summerslam are close to selling out...... The entire IWC: so happy to see this!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
MJF: Video games suck and gamers are virgins.... MOST PEOPLE: Your schtick is stupid, I dont even know enough about you to get worked by these working comments. DUBBALOS: Best heel in the business!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
I looked up Britt Baker’s bloody face on google, to see what it’s being compared to. I think this is the most important picture to consider.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Dubbalos in the Basement: Fed = Ded ------ Apes in r/WSB: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The Fed being given an award at the ESPYs is a direct shot at AEDub's real sports feel.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Last year during Becky Lynch’s AMA, she predicted the way her character would turn out during this current run.5yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
If Adam Cole would have stayed with the Fed, he would never have the chance to wrestle anyone at the top of the card on the main roster. In the dub, I can think of like 28 dream matches against REAL wrestlers.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Remember, each female wrestler only exists for waifu fetish fulfillment, not because they are actually good in the ring.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
A handy visual guide to what is NOT WRESTLING RELATED and what is wrestling related.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
I used a time machine to see Alvarez's tweet from tomorrow when Le Fed cheats to win the ratings.4yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
C R E A T I V E F R E E D O M: How I decided between being a jobber on a program where I was champion for 400 days, and being in a cult - the Adam Cole Story2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
So happy that this gratuitous Jericho masturbation match series has gone from a death match against a bank robber, to “hey bro, go wrestle this unimportant dude, while I casually watch from ringside.” Booker of the year, indeed.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
My god, it takes ELITE talent to jerk at this level. Something we should all aspire to. I salute you Chad Googuy, you are a gentleman and a scholar.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Today I learned that Chris Jericho thinks Chicken Tendies and Mountain Dew is a balanced diet.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
It must be exhausting to have to post this non stop all day for all the wrestlers on the roster. Good guys need to win.3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
Darren Rovell saying he has many black friends is a direct shot at Tony Khan’s many black wrestlers who have won on TV this month.2yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
The baby name equivalent of an American flag neck tattoo... congrats to the happy couple!3yr ⋅ gellman ⋅ r/SCJerk
