MRW I'm about to start arguing with a Reddit comment and I realize my boyfriend is the one who posted it7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I find out a friend's going away party is going to be at a nightclub.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm three weeks into taking mental health meds. MRW my boyfriend asks why I'm suddenly able to get so much done.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because our bodies are only attractive if a man validates them...7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
For fellow Trolls who feel like their love life is a tragedy...8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the woman slaying it on Jeopardy is a librarian who says her hobbies are knitting and petting cats8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Humor] Titus Andromedon appears to be a fan of the mint julep mask (from the new Kimmy Schmidt trailer)7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
MFW a job listed as entry level requires six years of management experience7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My family's reaction when I come to visit but tell them I'm not hungry9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I’m at my first gay bar in years and even though I’ve been in an opposite sex relationship for months, it’s got me remembering that...6yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW all of my friends get into relationships...and I'm still single.8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as an H cup when I decide it's too damn hot to bother with wearing bras7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're getting ready to give a BJ but he hasn't washed up...8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Chemical leak: EVACUATE WITH FAMILY AND PETS IMMEDIATELY if you live in this area of Philips Hwy near JTB7mo ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/jacksonville
MRW an old fuckboy sexts me at 10 a.m. on a Sunday and I have a great boyfriend8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I locked myself out of my car. It's 99 degrees out. MRW I find out the locksmith won't be here for two hours and I can't leave my vehicle.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW to Scalia and the other butthurt, anti-healthcare, anti-gay assholes this week9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when I get accepted into a computer science program...I'm a STEM troll!8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW newly-dumped me goes out in public...and is surrounded by couples and Christmas music9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I see my boyfriend when I hear him yell Everything's OK! from the kitchen and look over to see FLAMES shooting from our stovetop7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I realize a canceled date tonight means I get to watch the rest of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I get a text from my BFF about her awesome one-night stand...while I'm leaving my awesome one-night stand9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I'm feeling as I start to see a new guy and hope he's boyfriend material...8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Any advice for a troll who's living with a partner for the first time?7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
(Our)RW my boyfriend and I have had a godawful month...and then we find out he's not getting his tax return money7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I GET TO SEE HAMILTON and my boyfriend says he's afraid I'll never stop singing the songs7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My reaction when my boyfriend moves in and my dog cuddles with him all the time instead of me7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I told my boyfriend I love him! And my boyfriend told me he loved me! Me right now! Exclamation points!8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I love my boyfriend, but he literally just mansplained gatekeeping to me and it has me like...7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The guy I'm texting has quoted Liz Lemon, threatened to sing Disney musicals, and referenced Hyperbole and a Half. I know I haven't met him or anything yet but I have to husband him, right?8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after I spend 12 hours making a cake for our anniversary...and my boyfriend doesn't like the taste of it7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am at a permanent Tina Belcher noises level of stress. Please help me out with free ways to survive in one piece.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a broke-ass college student who let $20 of food go bad in the fridge because I was too depressed to cook and freeze it7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
With exactly one year to go, my Save the Date magnets arrived today!6yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Broke-ass troll here: how do you show your partner affection/appreciation without spending money?7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW a working mother tells me that she's not voting for Hillary because women who are successful in their careers can't be good mothers and she refuses to vote for a bad mother.8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, a friend of mine died, and I'm having feelings that I don't know how to handle.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My MIL is having to move in with us for...some period of time. Do any trolls with experience in this kind of setup have advice for me on how to keep the sanity?7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIF as I try to function with two broken leg bones, a sprained wrist and ten stitches in my hand8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF trying to find middle ground between being clingy and being aloof with my boyfriend8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I need to switch from having my hair dyed at a salon to dyeing my own hair because I am poor but like to look fancy. I've never done it before. How do I not screw it up?7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW when I look at the Women's March on Washington page on Facebook and see women being dismissive of legit concerns over inclusivity8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I realize the rind on the brie cheese I'm eating smells like cum8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when the guy I'm casually hooking up with for kinky fun stops spanking me and starts telling me I'm beautiful9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
For all my fellow Trolls struggling with rejection - You Are Not For Everyone9yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Can you help me find a good Troll-approved phone wallpaper? I need to switch things up.8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I'm a teensy bit needy and have to be across the country from my boyfriend for two goddamn weeks...how the fuck do I cope with the distance?7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Teacher and substitute teacher Trolls! I'm a new(ish) sub. Please share your good/bad funny/horror stories about your classes in the comments.7yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made a Facebook cover photo out of the graphic of the Sharks circling penguins if anyone wants it!8yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/SanJoseSharks
Superman/Henry Cavill goes all sweet and poses in costume with a kid. Adoraboner?13yr ⋅ GeckoRoamin ⋅ r/LadyBoners
