My first pizza was burnt and soggy at the same time, sorry pizza gods.

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Who knew Bea Arthur was so ripped

5yr ⋅

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Corn teened!

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Found this bad boy in the trash, it needed some dinosaurs.

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Don't mind this dead horse.

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Observing the 2nd amendment

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I hope he finds what he’s looking for

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Garbage human found a loophole

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My first pizza was burnt and soggy at the same time, sorry pizza gods.

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This popped up on my newsfeed.

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Someone should take the tweezers away

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He brought it out in a perfectly sized bowl and then dumped it on the table. @pondicheri in nyc

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Shmoody Shmarelson?

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Grandfathers tie clip, but what IS it?!

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I hate kids.

8yr ⋅

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Girls' Night Out...

11yr ⋅

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This absolute unit of a psilocybin mushroom

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Home alone and this happens at 1am

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My mother posted this not once but twice

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Teetering on conehead territory

6yr ⋅

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A bottle of fertilizer spilled on my computer yesterday... of course I don’t have AppleCare fml

4yr ⋅

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Make that money bitches

9yr ⋅

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Taxi news

10yr ⋅

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Took Lexi swimming last weekend

9yr ⋅

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Elementary School Logo

10yr ⋅

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This does NOT look comfortable.

10yr ⋅

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Lexington Von Poopinstein

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A message from the man of my dreams

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I love my dog so much it hurts!

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I gave Lexi a bath, she felt defeated.

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Sleeping.... Beauty?

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He like the way I riiide

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Crooked Caterpillars

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Purchased this blade in Crete

6yr ⋅

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Happy Birthday

11yr ⋅

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This dick is for an elementary school on my block

10yr ⋅

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Lexi and her kitty Ava

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You know, the lady that sings Man in the Box

9yr ⋅

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Go Whites

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Lexi loves Pennsylvania and it's wildlife

10yr ⋅

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No ladder, no problem

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I had off today, so I painted Lexi

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She is dressed like a taxi.

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What about the f?

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Lexi looking suspicious

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Who are The Young Black Teenagers and why are none of them black?

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This is my cousin, he's a rapper.

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Is your boxer as intrusive as mine?

11yr ⋅

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Some 10' doors I made for a short film.

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I found this under a mat in my apartment, it has coins in it.

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A real Socrates

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What do you call a stuffed baby lamb?

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WE are pregnant.

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What type of fish is this?

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Pennsylvania knows how to fix potholes

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Found the female Budnick

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