This entire plant is in his name. So when they come to put C.M Burns in jail, it's the canary that does the time.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Trust me, Bart... it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of 'em.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This expression from Milhouse is inspired in the picture of a frenchman weeping when the nazis occupied France3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
‘Special day? What have i forgotten now? Is it bacon day? No thats crazy talk. Shes getting impatient, better take a stab at it’ “Happy.... Valentines day!”3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is the worst party ever! Oh I don't know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So have a Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanza a tip-top Tet and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
‘Would you excuse us Milton’ ‘Its MilHOUSE!’ ‘Yeah, and your father is no-house, now scram!’3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Y'know Mr Burns.. You're the richest guy I know, way richer than Lenny! -- Oh Yes! But I'd trade it all, for a little more..3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's Tuesday the first. If you live in Krusty Brand low income housing, your rent is due.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over. Thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic.” “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it, or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance, so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This entire plant is in his name. So when they come to put C.M Burns in jail, it's the canary that does the time.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh, a garage? Well la-di-da Mr Frenchman. Then what do you call it, Moe? A car-hole.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Im getting my revenge, and if I get caught im pinning it on the baby like the time i shot Mr Burns3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let him go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
‘So Peter, where do you see yourself in five years.’ ‘Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Doing your.... son.’4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/familyguy
So I says, Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All the greatest moments of my life i spent right here, in this booth, Maggies first word, Bart jumping that canyon, Mr Plow, all the greatest moments of my life.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/familyguy
Stanton, Weinstock, and Reisman. Ohhhh hi Laronda!! I got 4 people on hold, but I can talk.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/familyguy
Most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know Bart.....My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory....4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You are a member of a very exclusive club, the family Simpson! Which has just five members. And only two of those members have special rings...4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“What’d you do? Screw up like The Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?” “All the time. It was the title of our second album.”3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Trust me, Bart... it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of 'em.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sweet, Look! They're making a movie! Robert Downey Jr is shooting it out with the police. I don't see any cameras.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You...went to outer space? You? Sure, you've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy Award?3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight! It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Please excuse my handwriting; I busted whichever hand it is I write with.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So I says, Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Me, a vanarama north side, trying to play for the draw in the FA Cup so that i can play at a league one teams stadium3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
had to play my 4th choice goalie because of an injury crisis and now he is injured too3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Jesus i just wanted 3 million to buy Ugarte i love my board.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once You've Had Fresh, You'll Never Go Back To Canned.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...and then they realized...they were no longer little girls.....they were Little Women.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Martin, youre up one million dollars! ( buzzer sounds) And now youve lost all but 600, you got greedy Martin.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Brilliant journey, from Fleetwood, to Premier league champion, to 100 goals and now the oldest player to win the golden boot, all with his premier league debut at 27!4yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/lcfc
After years of selling i managed to make 1 Billion profit off only free transfers. Very proud of this.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Low league managers, buy this guy if you need a striker. 20 jumping reach, 20 years old. Scores 30 a season in headers alone.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Best “Hardcore Thrash Metal” goes to...”Simpsons Christmas Boogie?!”3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You've got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost 4 more men on this expedition. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths. You try to open the door, but there's too much blood on the knob!3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
(at Ned Flanders funeral) Try not to look too sad. It'll seem suspicious.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyone who remembers my last post about my goalie injury... another one, before i could even play another game.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
So I said to him, Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here”. And, as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew how to get some Tang, it would be you. Shut up!3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You can stay, but you have to give us an 8x10 for our wall of casual acquaintances who came to stay for a while.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They wanted 10 million but i coaxed them into this. Best bit is, he is German with no second nationality.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Of course, old Homer. He didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How do i remove the red spot over Seri and the red line between Gigot and Adarabioyo3yr ⋅ GayPeterParker ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
