His lies require advanced tracking

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I wanted someone different...

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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Does Haiti have chicken boxes and half and half?

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In hindsight...

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#trumpcamps

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Why would you tell someone you hate happiness?

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Certainly a good opportunity

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FICO seasoning is good

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Remember, marriage is a sacred union...

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Cause that’s What Memorial Day is For

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#ladyg

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Hand wipes first

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In the park today, snapped this.

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Let's congratulate Andy Dalton!

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The Anchor Formerly Known as Sean Hannity

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Yes, there’s a massive conspiracy theory

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Scarier than anything I saw Halloween

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Mama ‘bout to drop a 5 back hand classic

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Too old to care now

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