Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.1yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
There’s something about my son walking the aisles in a mask with his hands in his pockets that makes it seem like he’s the regional manager checking it out.4yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Neil DeGrasse Tyson posted this picture Seth MacFarlane drew for him.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My wife and I are going through a box of pictures and we found ones from us in college.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
The San Francisco Zoo just posted this picture of Jillian's Thanksgiving10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My son got in trouble at school so he didn't get to watch ANY TV. He was so desperate for something to watch, he resorted to watching me run a virus scan on my computer.8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My mother-in-law was visiting for three weeks leaving my father-in-law 2,000 miles away to fend for himself. He sent her these flowers after a week.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Wife said, we're taking (our son) to an epic playground. I forgot the part where she said it was at a church.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Her shirt says #Heavenbound. Literally, one of the last shirts you want to see on your flight.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.3yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/confusingperspective
I have been connecting to my neighbor's printer that's not password protected. I then print stuff like this out in their house. I've been doing it for weeks.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Thank you Reddit for offering two suggestions to what I saw in an airport bathroom.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
It’s IMPORTANT during this schoolless time to keep everyone on a schedule so here Is mine.4yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My son loves to point at cars and scream its color. This gave him a toddler orgasm.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
This is a picture of my British friends laughing at American portion sizes.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My cousin left her shopping list out around her male friends. They added a few things.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My friend thought doing Tooth Fairy footprints in glitter would be cute. Daughter thought Tooth Fairy killed someone.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Went to the pumpkin farm to get her mind off the broken arm. Donkey bit and broke her thumb.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
90% of the folks at this coffee shop are elderly. Makes their Halloween decoration seem irresponsible.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My dad had a stroke about a month ago and has been healing at his sister’s house. Today he got to see his dog for the first time since.6yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
You know you live in a kick-ass neighborhood when you finish your run screaming GET ME A BEER to your neighbors...and they do!9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
So I just saw this tall guy with a really weird head in the bathroom.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
This makes my oldest look like a single dad or a widower trying not to cry.2yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My aunt ran in a marathon in Central Pennsylvania and so did this Amish kid who did the whole thing in his traditional clothes. Impressive!9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
Indiana Jones and Short Round randomly bumped into each other backstage at D231yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
My son wearing his older brother’s pajamas makes him look like a juggalo from 2005.2yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
I once had to work at a club that had this sign hanging in the break room.6yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My parents went on vacation and I said I'd water their plants. I didn't realize it would be so elaborate!8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
What happens when your kid falls asleep on the bus to Epcot? You get to enjoy Food & Wine properly.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/WaltDisneyWorld
My son dropped his jelly beans and there has never been a sadder photo ever taken.5yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
I got this shirt for Christmas. If I wore it after every mass shooting since then I would have worn it 187 times.8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
Before you get offended...technically these are all in the right section.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
How do you get a baby to say under the shade at the beach? Make them an in-ground pool.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Parenting
My friend had an old, one-eyed, one-toothed dog who couldn't keep its tongue in its mouth named Squish. Sadly, she died recently but her friends who work in a puppet shop made a tribute of Squish and he's a character in a musical now in NYC!8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
A Rainbow Baby is a child born after a woman loses the child that came before it. This is my wife and 5 other women, who also lost their babies in the third trimester, celebrating their Rainbows.7yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
Found out today that you can win Screamer of the Day when Monsters Inc ride opens and avoid the line all day.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
I moved my parents out of my childhood home. Before I left, I wrote a note for the new owners. A friend on Facebook saw that they found it. I smiled.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
When my wife says I never know what to get you for Valentine's Day I'm all like...9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
This little boy walking around the San Francisco Zoo in a fuzzy pink flamingo outfit is fabulous as fuhhhhh.8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Angelina Ballerina has a mom and her nose looks like a boob. There. I said it.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
I got to go into Disneyland before it opened so I seized the moment to recreate this but from the other side of the castle.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
Last trip he rode Haunted Mansion three times cause he lived it so much. This time big pile of nope.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
My son's favorite ride is the Jungle Cruise and my intern asked a cast member friend of his to write this to him!8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/WaltDisneyWorld
Don't let anyone ever tell you that joining a Class Action Lawsuit is a waste of time!8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My favorite teacher was in a coma after an accident. This picture of him eating a whoopie pie is the first one he posted after coming out of it!10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
I have a wall dedicated to different trips to Disneyland at home. My 16-month-old hasn't gone yet. I think he's getting ready.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
Every time I see a Christian store go out of business I wonder why they didn't pray for more customers.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
My daughter was stillborn 6 days after her due date. The next morning her nursery looked like this and it never did before. I didn't believe in signs but this makes me reconsider. Just wanted to share.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
When you're home alone, you never want to see your cat do this. Who's behind me?!11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/cats
If Disneyland looked like this during your upcoming trip but the crowds were gonna be super low...would you still go?10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
A Rainbow Baby is a child born after a woman loses the child that came before it. This is my wife and 5 other women, who also lost their babies in the third trimester, celebrating their Rainbows.6yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Miscarriage
Borrowed my wife's car. Went to put the sunglass holder down and found a stowaway!10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Went to an open house today. There were 50 of these heads everywhere. I now feel haunted.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/WTF
This shirt has taken on a very different meaning since Its A Small World caught fire9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
My in-laws went to the same Dairy Queen in Dayton, OH that they met at 50 years ago today! (It's also their 43rd wedding anniversary too!)8yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
So my dad wrote this in a Fathers Day card he sent me. It's so beautiful that I thought he quoted it. Nope...it's his. That's getting a frame.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
That black thing just came out of a hole in my back! What is it?! Am I a pepper mill?11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/WTF
Got a cake smashed in my face at work as a joke. Ran to the bathroom to wash it off. Didn't notice what I did I the door till the email was sent out.11yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Friend sent me this pic to talk about how crazy her morning was. Just remember...your crazy morning is always someone else's boring-ass job.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
They had infertility issues for years but then had a baby. They used the vial tops from all of the injections to create something beautiful for her.7yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
I thought it was going to suck peeing into this thing for 24 hours for kidney problems but it was great! I didn't have to get up during football once!10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
I got my son a toy zoo set and it came with a zoo keeper who is ab-so-lute-ly fabulous!9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Looks like someone's cat walked across the keyboard for the opening credits.10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Turning the corner and seeing Buzz Lightyear like this back to thinking he's a real space ranger again.9yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/Disneyland
Peanut butter & Jelly bacon Sriracha cheeseburger! Has the whole world gone crazy?!10yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/pics
