But brozer I cannot be racist...

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I think we all know someone who claims to be a Sayyid

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He feared for his life

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There is no worthy cali-

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You gotta go fast

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When you try to explain why you are fasting

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Robot has difficulty telling time

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Palestine forever

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It's not like Muslims are brothers or something

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Who would've guessed? We are the infamous hacker 4chan

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Jeddah Tower

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That and no pork

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Almost as likely as Arabs and Persians

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Miss me with those قوم لوط frogs

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Tawhidi in a nutshell

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Where does he get all that energy from?

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Only 2 months left

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Why even compare?

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What's not to love?

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Correct way to do Wudu

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Don't forget the Shahada

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When you try to sit down for a bit on Tarawih

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May you all benefit from this Ramadan

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How do they get outside so quick?

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How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

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Or the prayers in Mecca

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Being direct worked out for Ahmed

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Hijabis_irl

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Gaddafi ain't like the people of Lut

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Only a robot and r/Israel can get this wrong

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How much do you know brozer? Well, I dabble here and there...

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But don't worry brozers, Israel ain't real

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The shaitan ain't your buddy

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The future is now, old man

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How it should be in Ramadan

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All within 130 years

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🅱️art

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Can someone help me with this captcha?

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Imam Kenobi

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From Tafsir to Tika-taka

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Many good questions were answered

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How did this happen? We're smarter than this

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Those shepherds want to get Yajuj and Majuj out of time-out

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Abu Mazen didn't expect this

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Despacito officially a nasheed

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If this happened to any brozers out there...

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But MBS let women drive!

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Fiona, Fatima, Fawzia, Farida

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Islamqa also sent me an email

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Its a great deal

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You remember right before you get a sip of that Vimto

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Or just watch some MercifulServant

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مشتبهات = Doubtful

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Be like brozer MaJinn Buu

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SaiyaJinn fighting in the Masjid

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But he is a fool

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Its the first link that comes up

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He has the big cancer

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He could probably replace Akinator

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If the mods on r/izlam were to mod r/dankmemes

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We need something stronger

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Apple accommodating our former brozers and sizters

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Experience tranquility

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Make sure to thank your mother this Ramadan

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Don't forget the Basmala

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Crusaders weren't ready for Salah ad-Din

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840gb anime folder

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Hopefully it's just my uncle

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Shisha causes terrorism

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Most desperate desire of our hearts

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Multitude of reasons

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Out of reach from the Mukhbarat

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I only wanted to start a Caliphate in the Tri-state area

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Haramception

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Unless, if this م is a form of taqiyyah

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I know isnaads, I have the best isnaads

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Does this also happen at your Masjid?

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This seat here is reserved

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When you ask Thanos which prayer he prays on Friday?

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Dates may vary.

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When you are on the fitrah

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The thinking process of an ex-tomato

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