I'm really sorry, they got me driving 14 hours a day in this thing and also I'm a dog8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
Young flamingos are gray and white when they hatch and do not turn pink for about two years.6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/Awwducational
At 103, Julia 🌀Hurricane🌀 Hawkins has cemented her title as the oldest woman to compete on an American track after finishing the 50- and 100-meter dashes at the National Senior Games in New Mexico.5yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/pics
A bike thief was just lassoed by a dude on a horse in a Walmart parking lot in Oregon...8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
When she wants you to destroy Ganon, but you tell her you just want to shield surf7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/gaming
This guy has bold aspirations for an inmate charged with assault and sexual imposition7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/trashy
Posted to a Beachcombers group in Texas. In the comments she says she thinks it's a chess piece. Hope she washed her hands...4yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/facepalm
Deontay Persley saved 8-year-old Brayden from drowning at a hotel pool in Kentucky. The young boy rewarded his savior with a hug.6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/aww
I'm sorry human, this tree was going to kill you. I did what I had to.8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/aww
Jason Seaman, the Indiana teacher who tackled a school shooter, was given a free car! The dealership is also going to help the victim of the shooting, Ella Whistler. She's still in the hospital.6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/pics
A 4-year-old fell into a gorilla exhibit in Cincinnati. Here he is sitting next to Harambe (Story in comments)8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/pics
I really fucked up a load of laundry with these. Thanks for the warning label you dicks.6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
Police reported that they found a body in a trash bag on the side of the road, but on further inspection it ended up being... this.6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
It took me a bit to figure out why KFC's Twitter account only follows 11 others7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
A swing and a miss: Dude doesn't know what progressive dinners are, makes wild assumption8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/facepalm
Yeah okay there tryhard calm down [Super Mario Odyssey][spoilers?]7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/gaming
I am apparently small-minded for reminding this guy that it's could have instead of could of ALSO: Wall of text?6yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/iamverysmart
This orphaned cheetah cub found a new home/family at my local zoo (more pics in comments)8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/aww
Happy Birthday Jia Jia! World's oldest panda sets Guinness World Record at age 379yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/pics
Someone tried to sneak an Iguana into a courthouse but the x-ray machine caught it...8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
Someone tried to sneak an Iguana into a courthouse but the x-ray machine caught it...8yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/pics
ABC News Twitter account (@ABC) was hacked by that kid on Xbox Live who fucked your mom7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/funny
A ride malfunction killed a person and injured seven others at the Ohio State Fair today7yr ⋅ GaryOaksAlcoholism ⋅ r/WTF
