Happy Birthday, Rogue Leader!
WoMaN ShoOts HERselF iN the FucKInG FAcE!!$!
To ride a bike
MRW it's Friday, it's payday and I am on vacation all next week
Installed the stall doors, boss!
Take note, ABC
Pu$sy PaSs DENiED WitH ONE Swift BaCK HaND
I'll save this delivery!
Call it extreme if you like
Happy National Gazpacho Soup Day!
To breathe fire
The unintended side effects of #ShelterInPlace
Family Fun Camping Time!
I'm as old as many talented musicians so I get to take some credit for their talent. (x-post from /r/forwardsfromgrandma)
MAn FUcKInG EXECUTES BoY wITh SHOt To tHE HEaD!!!
No, no! I don't want to be Duane Dibbley!
It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
Is this just fantasy?
Happy Birthday, Wilhuff Tarkin!
I'm going in. I'm going in to rescue him.
I Found Some Good Luck
Happy Birthday to the greatest security guard ever!
“Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.”
I wouldn't worry about that, my pretty.
I just realized that my top 3 comments are all penis related.
He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody is dead Dave.
[GTM] In Through The Out Door
He's so warm and snuggly!
MRW I forget to pay the electric bill
Innocent child falls down the stairs and fucking dies
Finds from my first weekend detecting!
Is everyone ready for Halloween?
And another. And another.
In these unsettling political times I can't help but be reminded of the sage words from the gang at Paddy's Pub
[GTM] Who you gonna call?
[GTM] Riddles in the dark
The box my 6 year old keeps his Star Wars action figures in. (x-post from r/StarWars)
It's Gary Coleman's birthday
Ever have one of those days?
Discovered These Hidden Inside An Unoccupied Desk In My Office
Which kind of sprinkler do you like?
Just another day in the 'burbs.
This high school's sports teams used to be the Colts.
Amazing lover is left hanging
Hey, I got that for my birthday!
MRW I realize that I am not the Jim of the office, I'm the Dwight
A true Renaissance Man
This wine starts a bit oaky but has a nice finish of meaty, leading man parts. It's delicious, even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
What a guy!
Yes, He Spanks Me (Cross post from r/cringepics)
Found this on a beach near San Francisco. Any idea what it is?
He's so energetic! I honestly thought my false teeth were going to fall out!
Well, they are good for scurvy
Yes, He Spanks Me
Well, that escalated slowly.
MRW I hear Kevin Smith is planning on making Mallrats 2
I feel like Ralph Wiggum today.
Is the work week over yet?
I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to
It's dinner time!
As an adult male I quote this line way too much.
I suspect the creators of Modern Family are secretly anti-gay.