“My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic.” “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it, or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”5yr ⋅ garfspade ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital that wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.5yr ⋅ garfspade ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We object to the term “urine-soaked hellhole”, when you could have said “pee-pee soaked heckhole”.5yr ⋅ garfspade ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
