MR to my body when I'm sick as a dog but I'm supposed to fly to across the country in a day and a half to speak at my grandmother's memorial service7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW we get all dressed up and go out for a fancy dinner and he pops the Q and I'm so happy but also not prepared and wahh!7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my coworkers (on the right) came to work dressed as our other coworker (left) for Halloween, unbeknownst to her. Let's just say the results were better than expected...10yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/funny
My boss isn't in his office for half the day or more; he let me turn it into a SNES Classic break room. Who needs a ping pong table?6yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/gaming
despite feeling pretty successful MRW I learn my friend from middle school is getting paid to announce Mario Kart matches on Cartoon Network and stream himself playing video games6yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Football player tosses a piece of rubbish off the field. Turns out it was a live explosive.11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/WTF
Drew Brees of the Saints gets tackled and his neck goes all Stretch Armstrong11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/WTF
MRW my mom finally sees me and realizes I've secretly flown into town for her birthday.9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm hangin out with my wife later in the evening and she says, What you thinking about?8yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW people tell me to stop worrying so much about everything (including politics)7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Let's try to do a trick where we spin around on this bar together11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
Found dog at ~4:45 PM NW Lake Merritt near Fairyland; shot legs, black and brown coat, THULE leash and no collar5yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/oakland
[HAFF] jazz musician Billy Tipton decided to pass as a man to help her jazz career; she tricked almost everyone she knew for 53 years, convincing 5 wives (at least two of whom she had sex with) and 3 children that she was a man.9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/HeresAFunFact
MRW people come trying to give me more work to do in an already overfull work week. Tape for the extra fuck you factor.7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm getting laid off but I am on the payroll for 3 months and don't have to go into the office or really do any work at all8yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'll have my friend lay on the ground and I'll bunny hop over her on my BMX bike. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
I'll just jump off a wall and use this exercise ball to break my fall. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
I am getting laid off; I am going to get paid for 3 months without having to even go into the office8yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
WCGW when I try to ghost ride my whip into the parking garage?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
MRW meeting my girlfriend's brother the second time, he makes a joke about me being gay, and I retort, Well gay as I am I'm still fucking your sister tonight.10yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Imma try to jump the gate so I don't have to pay to get on the subway. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
If I fits I...let the lid fall on my head and then glower out at you.11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
So excited to get inside that he forgot to watch where he was going11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
Car crashed and upside down on the muni tracks. Miiiight be delays.9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/sanfrancisco
I'll taunt this hungry bear while I'm still within arm's reach. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
I've had an emotionally devastating week, but it feels strangely good to know that I can go to you guys and always get support and love9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
/r/whitepeoplegifs meeting the president vs. /r/blackpeoplegifs meeting the president11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/whitepeoplegifs
MRW I'm in the car with my buddy and his girlfriend and they start fighting [OC]11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I'll just walk up to the counter, tell 'em this is a robbery, and get the money. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
I'll just drunkenly dance on this pole supporting the tent where this wedding reception's being held. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
MRW meeting my girlfriend's brother the second time, he makes a joke about me being gay, and I retort, Well gay as I am I'm still fucking your sister tonight.10yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When some doucher helpfully suggests that I man up about something.10yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Two v tired good boyes snuggling in the cottage after playing in the snow6yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/CuddolFrens
Oakland 19th St. BART this evening. A powerful statement that resonates well after the protests.7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/sanfrancisco
I'll casually cross the street while there's a violent flood current running downhill. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
MRW my newish gf texts you're rubbing off on me but I don't know if she means it in a good or bad way yet7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
In awe at the size of this pup. Absolute unit (hockey helmet for scale)6yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/rarepuppers
I'll give my toddler a motorized minibike to ride without a helmet. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
FYI a lot of the Saga covers available on the Image Comics site make for amazing wallpapers (link in comments)6yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/SAGAcomic
HMB while I high five the bus driver as I pass him on my motorcycle!11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/holdmybeer
MRW I see a girl's leg slightly exposed and her leg is as hairy as mine.9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'll turn this ramp so it sits at an angle it wasn't designed for and then hop my razor scooter onto it. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
I'll stand up and hang out the side of the car on a carnival ride. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
[HAFF] Chelsea Manning snuck US military data past security by burning a Lady Gaga CD, bringing it in, and overwriting it with the data while lip synching to Telephone9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/HeresAFunFact
MRW I'm trying to pretend like I care when people tell me the family gossip at Thanksgiving9yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'll try to jump on the slip-n-slide before anybody's gotten it wet. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
MRW I'm sitting in the back seat gettin' a ride home and my buddy and his girlfriend start fighting11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'll drive down the street with you laying face down on the hood of my car and then stop. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
Here's the PG&E electrical outage map for the city right now. I do not envy anyone working at PG&E right now.7yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/sanfrancisco
I'll try to make a running jump over the handrail on this slippery dock. WCGW?11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
MRW the gf's gotta go home instead of snuggling me because she's still got work to do11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Mighta been an accident, but that cat still just drop kicked that dude in the face...11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
I don't know what this dude expected to happen but I don't think it was his ass getting blown up.11yr ⋅ garfieldsam ⋅ r/WTF
