Honestly, Smithers. I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won.7mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When the price is 300 baht but you successfully haggle them all the way down to 300 baht1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/taskmaster
Let me introduce you to the gang. That's Buzz, that's Honey. And you see that queen over there? Her name is Smithers.3wk ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yet another I built my first Gunpla post. It spoke to me on a personal level.2yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Gunpla
Hey, it's respected private citizen Tom Landry! And South American sensation Shoo-shi-shaa... Sho-sha-shee... Sher-ohhh boy...5mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
At the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual.7mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Duhhh, essentially, we all enter into a contract whereby the last surviving participant becomes the sole possessor of all them purty pictures.6mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What the staff at the Level 1 trauma center sees when I pull up in my vanbulance with another 10/10 toe pain2yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/ems
Come now, Archie and his indolent companion Jughead wear the same clothes every day. I thought it was an adolescent phase of yours.1mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/venturebros
Ooh, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared! Don't let the Germans come after me!1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It is the 70's, right down to the smallest detail! Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta!6mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, I was the first DJ at my college radio station to play the Bauhaus.3mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/venturebros
This eclair has over one million calories. 25 pounds of butter per square inch. Chocolate so dark... light cannot escape its surface.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He made light of my weight problem, then suggested that my motto should be 'semper fudge.' At that point, he told me to relax.3mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Peg, you got to take better care of the house. These plants are all lifeless and limp.10mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Filmore and there's Hayes! There's William Henry Harrison,6mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Me sanctimoniously judging my EtOH frequent flyer while ignoring all my own crippling addictions2yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/ems
Default! Woohoo! The two sweetest words in the English language!6mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
[Pickup] When you have to protect the Earth from the invading Covenant empire but ball is life.8yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Sneakers
I figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog period!4mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They don't call me Springfield Fats... just because I'm morbidly obese.9mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ding - freedom. Dong - opportunity. Ding - excellent schools. Dong - quality hospitals.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door!1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/MST3K
Ah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Freaking kid! I do not need this. I've got a Masters in Folklore and Mythology.2mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I, uh, may Helen, I'd like to respond to that question with yet another flip remark.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why does Tomica make every mainline look like it's rolling in four spare tires2yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/HotWheels
Okay, okay, okay. Not your fault. It's a bird thing. You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now.7mo ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm... now.3wk ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that if you knew the president, that that was probably just a facetious remark.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Before you mark it can I just say again: Her Majesty the Cream3yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/taskmaster
You can actually pinpoint the second when Rose loses all faith in her prize task submission.3yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/taskmaster
But, of course, for that ending to work you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.2wk ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family: Brown-nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Daaaawg.1yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I missed out on the UNDFTD 4s and have been trying to make up for it ever since5yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Sneakers
Friend decided to 'come out' as an atheist on facebook today.11yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/cringepics
[PICKUP] I know Puma Suede GRs aren't breaking any necks, but for $30 apiece I couldn't say no.8yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Sneakers
[Question] I picked up a pair of Jordan XXXs on the cheap, but I don't ball. Is there any casual fit for these or are they strictly an on-court sneaker?8yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Sneakers
[Pickup] I'm pumping like its 1992 [Packer x atmos x Bounty Hunter x Reebok InstaPump Fury]8yr ⋅ gameraisturtlemeat ⋅ r/Sneakers
