It's not like they took notes or anything.
Hey we've all been there.
Half Casters rise up
Serial horse-murderer on the loose
Say Neigh to Mounted Centaurs
DNDBeyond's Encounter Planner is fun but distracting
That's Bob Lastname. He has never and will never do anything interesting.
Need to back up your flavor? B Positive!
I'm just here to keep you from dying before level 3 because you all wanted to be wizards.
Are you going to be the one to hit the Swarmkeeper Ranger with a stick?
Wordplay will always prevail
Can't start a fire without kindling
When you get caught as a stowaway but were eyeing that Lurker in the Deep Warlock patron anyway.
The Duality of Birdbarian
Warlock problem solving
Heist of the century off to a great start
The T in T-1000 stands for Thatguy
Power Word BILL
When they stop being fun I'll stop makin' 'em
Minsc cares not for probability
Kill all the comedy sidekicks you want, but it's the child-sized grave that had your citadel torn apart and strategically forced down your throat brick by brick.
You're too slow!
It really be like that
Dude save some HP for everyone
Half the posts on this sub in the last 3 days have been Hazbin Hotel and they all have the same comment, which is starting to feel suspicious.
Dead enemies are the greatest buff your cleric can offer
Guys, I got a Nat... Bird head?
Just substitute meth for the deeply interred body of a dead god.
An Arcane Focus is an Arcane Focus
Oh right, he was just a peasant on a farm two sessions ago...
Did I miss a meeting or something
Now I just want a book of amplified material components. Revive an entire city by casting in a diamond mine!
The gang's all here
Stupid wizards, why should we have to pay taxes so they can learn spells?
Slidin' on through
That shit hurted
When you drop Disguise Self but fail the roll to hide afterwards.
You gotta put that stuff SOMEWHERE
You all wanted to play in a living, breathing world. Now live with the decisions you've made.
Look cladistics is hard, alright?
Can we just assume I succeed at anything I do and skip finding the feature?
Casino is cool. Malls and restaurants would be great. But I want in HERE
When you need custom plates for your Deluxo
When you use your character from the last campaign in a new setting.
It's funny but it's also the reason my current group fell apart.
The fame and XP we get for killing this is nothing compared to the fries.
When the DM says you'll definitely kill the enemy anyway, so you don't need to roll damage
An old CRT TV and not paying attention means that I thought FFIX's Fang enemies had weird white jack o'lantern faces for 19 years.
When you crit all Eldritch Blast beams
When you want to find #relatable memes but you're still UA
Failed my save against becoming verklempt
C'mon man be a pal and move
What did you expect from looting the halfling bandits?
Edited Heroforge Orc barbarian and her adopted drow battle children.
When the one guy in your crew is too excited about RDR2
I have nothing against little tufts of grass but there's a time and a place.
There's a bonus joke for the typographers in the audience.
Obnoxious as it may be, sometimes you gotta Yu-Gi-Oh on them hoes
Can you EB a Mimic if you don't know it's a Mimic?
When you bad-mouth the bird-folk barbarian for the last time
When your entire campaign hinges on one encounter and forgot to make your BBEG charm-proof
Things were so much simpler in my old world of gray
Gods among Peasants
Guys it's a discussion, people are allowed to have different opinions.
I cast Phantasmal Force on the Starving Man.
When you find saucy paintings of the cleric from their wild youth.
Mors Mutual? You're not going to believe this...
Always spring for the insurance at the carriage rental place.
The upload nobody asked for (XB1)
Save it... Save it... Save it...
Better luck next time
Pact of the Tome: it's really like this
PSA to aspiring squatters: R* editor is your friend
Fleeca Job: Coming in hot!
No Sympathy for Loud Teenagers (spider nabs cicada)
I keeps my pimp hand strong.
Any landing you can walk away from...
Just when you thought resupply missions couldn't get cheaper
The realm is in danger and the call has arisen for heroes
When you wait a month for new content and it's more future/space stuff
You may be wondering how I got into this...
Have you heard the word of our lord and savior, snot ear?
Lllike a glove.
Bridge of Death
You must be this tall to ride
This was supposed to be a closed set!
Well that's a lot of rolling...