Google tells you Hobbit meal times.
🔥 Zeus, the starry-eyed screech owl
🔥 Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park
Comments make the meme.
These Golden Girls Crocheted Dolls.
🔥 The Bleeding Heart Geladas Monkey, the World’s Only Grass-Eating Monkey 🔥
🔥 Tornado sucking up a rainbow.
Missouri wolf spider that just chased my kids out of the garage
When will we get a Batman movie with the blue cowl and cape?
My 7-year old said he put on his own sunscreen all by himself.
A Christmas present to myself: the most awesome pillowcase ever.
The mildly venomous (to humans) but fierce-looking Wolf spider of SW Missouri does not spin webs like other spiders, it chases them down like a wolf.
Just found this brown recluse with a perfect fiddle marking in my 5 year old's bed. Shake out your covers at bedtime, folks!
The real hog problem is always in the comments.
Havent checked the glue trap under my desk at work in awhile...those are brown recluse.
Could've ironed it.
Happy forest dolphins.
Gotta make sure everybody knows I'm hittin the gym.
Wife just sent me this pic of her satisfyingly perfect ice cream cone.
Mom was away so I made my best attempt at hashbrowns for the kids. I will call them Dad-browns. Simple, 28-step recipe in comments.
When one hairy, begging shit isn't enough while you're trying to eat.
There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot...
Ladies, let me introduce you to the local gynecologist here in Branson, Missouri.
YOLO convo goes south
Anyone else identify?
Give it 3 seconds (apologies in advance)
Just found this brown recluse in my 5 y.o. daughter's bed.
🔥 The mildly venomous but formidable-looking wolf spider, with sensory hairs and 3 rows of eyes clearly visible (Branson, Missouri)
The carniverous Mercury Islands tusked wētā...when disturbed, they hiss, gnash their jaws, and males can make a rasping noise by rubbing their tusks together, and if that doesn't work, both sexes will also defecate foul-smelling liquid faeces in self-defense.
Talk to the hand, Earth. - God (storm front over Springfield, MO during last night's Tstorm)
Fingers of God (cool storm front over Springfield, MO)
My favorite Game of Thrones
If Darwinism is real then why are there so many fucking deer?
This Wolverine crocheted doll with removable cowl, gloves & boots.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza...
The Walrus I Am.
🔥 The maned wolf 🔥
These Ferris Bueller LEGO Minifigs
If the Earth is round...
Jesus supped with his apostles.
Four days after Christmas, our Christmas tree is a tumbleweed.
If you see someone drowning, say lol and call 911.
These Ferris Bueller's Day Off LEGO Minifigs (link in comments)
Googly-eyed mongrel chosen as background in r/food. Mm-mmm!
Matrix twins been glitching for awhile.
A Google search for askew gives the definition on a page that is...askew.
My buddy with his Dad, c. 1980.
Flowers left on the windshields of vehicles still parked in the Ride The Ducks parking lot in Branson, MO after last night's tragedy.
This crocheted Wolverine with removable cowl, gloves & boots.
There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the picture...
My U.S. Navy uncle just arrived in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea and this was his Facebook post with the hashtag #squad. (Those are North Korean soldiers.)
Basted Championship Wings from Downing Street Pour House in Hollister, MO
The African Buettikofer Epaulatted Fruit Bat = Nightmare Fuel
Mein Kampfy Chair
Beware false prophets.
My buddy sent me this great picture of him with his Dad, circa 1980.
This Chinese-Mexican restaurant (Chino Latino in Minneapolis, MN) menu that also works upside-down.
My favorite Friends moment.
What kind of cat is this?
So say we all.
This needs to be the prize for the top comment in this sub each month.
My local donut place now sells Tide Pod donuts.
Dog posts on reddit be all like...
The Sheriff in my hometown is warning people not to donate coats, food, gloves & clothes to street corner panhandlers because they will just leave these behind when they have enough money and go by beer to enjoy back at their house.