Had to leave work early due to an Endometriosis flare up, came home and as soon as my crying ass laid down on the couch these two came to help me feel better.4yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/aww
MRW my SO, who's an amazing photographer, takes dirty pics of us, the gives me complete control over whether they can be deleted and tells me he respects me and wants me to feel comfortable8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Whenever I'm single, horny, and someone I'm attracted to shows even a tiny bit of interest..7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO goes down on me for two minutes, then stops and asks if I came yet9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO says he doesn't watch Orange is the New Black because it's a girl show.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the person I'm crushing on hard says something flirtatious to me7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wanna be a single badass who's tied to no one but then I have a super realistic dream about a super comforting and fulfilling relationship.7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out that the douche canoe that wouldn't leave me or MY SISTER alone at a party is not only very much so married, but his beautiful wife is also very much so pregnant!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy said girls didn't have any clever ways of saying they were turned on.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO's roommate says, It's weird, people always think we're in love, married, or going to get married. About her and my SO.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw my dad compares gay marriage to dogs getting married.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy who looks like he walked straight off of a romance novel's cover approaches me at a party, has an accent, and to top it all off is a feminist9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(quite literal)RW I'm stressed out and I can't even cry due to depression9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker told me, One of the customers couldn't keep his eyes off of you and I realize she's talking about the guy I'm crushing on9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(Internal)RW I realize someone's been down voting every comment and post of mine.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My FWB nonchalantly told me he was technically raped, then proceeded to tell me about what was very clearly rape, but he didn't see it that way, it was more of a gross thing that he definitely regretted but nothing that's traumatized him His friends found it funny, they WALKED in on it and left.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy compared me being followed and cornered by a man twice my age to his similar experience; a chubby girl asking him out.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend tells me he's been sexually assaulted repeatedly by different girls and that his friends told him it was only a kiss and that he should be lucky to have girls want to kiss him and completely brushed it off.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Told my SO what was wrong instead of saying nothing or that he shouldn't worry about it. His response? Oh and then nothing.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO compliments me on everything my emotionally abusive ex used to put me down for, without even knowing it8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thought you ladies might enjoy this. (Also I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of my SO's neighbors)8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my SO and I talk and realize we're not right for each other, complete opposites to the point where we can't even begin to understand each other's interests, but we both still love and care about each other ☹️8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my sheltered sister is talking about gross/weird sex things that she recently found out people these days do... That I've totally done.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I broke my pinky toe trying to get away from a guy that didn't understand the word, No.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go to a strip club for the first time ever and the dancer complimented my tits, my hair (which I do myself), and then offers me a job.8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your hair, outfit, and makeup is on point and you catch someone checking you out.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a talkative person every time I meet someone new9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO and I fooled around after a few glasses of wine last night and woke to find everything covered in blood.8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I went three rounds with the SO and ate a giant meal in between.8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I was about to get it on with my FWB for the first time and he pulled down his briefs to introduce me to his very well endowed friend.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Two days ago, for the first time ever I stood up for myself when a boy hurt me, instead of backing down when he said he didn't try to, he apologized and it felt really fucking good. I cried, a lot, but I did it7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I fart so hard I wake the dog up and she's looking around, worried, trying to find out what made the loud scary noise9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my father tells me that I'm asking to get raped by how I dress and act and that some day soon I'll come crying to him and then I'll see9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW every time I start reading/watching a new series I always find myself falling for the bad boy9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I met a new guy who looooves going down, no questions asked, and I thought I'd be nice and trim things up down there to make it easier... my hand slipped, now I have a bald patch, I'm dying7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realized drunk me educated a guy about consent while we were hooking up9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my SO's trying to sleep but I want to go for round two10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell my SO that my libido's so high that anytime he wants to I'm probably on the same page and he decides to test it right after.8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oh god, Trolls, the universe is straight up fucking me. Last week I finally got my CGM (A diabetic monitor that connects to your phone) and yesterday, mid migraine, my phone fell into a pipe full of rotten milk at work. And I have no money to get a new one.7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO and I start fooling around for the first time and he takes off his shirt to reveal a beautifully hairy chest9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you take out a tampon and realize halfway through that it's dry..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I saw an old video of my SO and a guy friend making out in public and found myself a bit turned on.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW one of the employees trying to figure out if diva cups were in stock says, Is that a cup only divas drink out of?9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my father told me that the disease I've had since I was 3 has and always will be a burden to anyone in my life.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO told me that he and his best friend called dibs on me when I first started hanging out with their friend group and that it was a normal thing they did when new girls started to hang out.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I didn't get to dance with my SO at our faux- Gatsby New Years party because he was bartending for it but then once the party died down he found me and we snuck down to the dance floor where he surprised me with a slow dance to our song. Ladies, it was straight out of a movie.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO said that he knew I meant business when I gave him a box of twenty+ condoms after we had sex for the first time.. I was just being frugal.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO's female roommate, who always seems to need him there with her, posts a photo of the gift I got him without mentioning me and made it look like she got it for him.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally get to go down on my SO and he tastes really sweet10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After worrying for the past month, plus an extra week, today I found out; NOT PREGNANT!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I spend the night at a friend's and at one point can hear my crush going at it with another girl.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After recently getting out of an emotionally abusive relationship this is MRW a cute guy just smiles at me.. Help..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up and look at my phone to see that I slept in, thirty minutes past the beginning of my shift..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy I know introduces me at a party as, the most bad ass feminist I know9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I just really want to be in love, even though I'm nowhere near being in a relationship9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my FWB told me he couldn't feel his feet after I was done with him9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my crush is actually single and wanted us getting coffee and going to the vinyl shop to be a date!10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister tells me that I will want children once I find the right guy, because that's what happened to everyone she knows who didn't want kids.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sometimes this is how I initiate a kiss with my SO, and how he responds. We're weird.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls!! Today the owner of a pretty prestigious salon next to where I work came in and told me he and the salon gals think I should go to beauty school!7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy who expressed interest in me in the past and a girl who expressed interest in me at a party hook up at said party9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out from a complete stranger that my FWB is in a relationship and never told me, meaning I've been sending a taken guy sexy photos.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize the place I'm staying has a removable shower head.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a friend tells me he's helping a girl cheat on her boyfriend, knowing that I've been on the opposite end of that.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy I'm crushing on likes every single photo I post but won't respond to my texts9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a friend tells me, You can't blame a guy for trying, since you kiss guys when you're drunk. After a guy tried to kiss me when I repeatedly told him I didn't want to do anything.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my ex comes up to me at a party and tells me it's obvious I'm a mess because, You're wearing a bra and underwear I was in shorts and a bandeau.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out the house I'm house sitting might have hidden cameras and I've been walking around topless and scratching my crotch half the time.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF trying to convince myself that I don't have a crush on a guy that's off limits9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go down on my SO and he says he can't move because it was that good.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF every time I try to walk, forgetting I messed up my hip.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I curled my hair today and my little brother told my I looked like Pinkie Pie, What do ya think?12yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/mylittlepony
Hot romance novel guy not only looks like he walked straight off the cover, he also wrote a romance novel, and does nude modeling, I'm actually dying.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had the power to say no to a guy that tried to kiss me after I smoked with him, after I made sure that if I smoked with him there wouldn't be any expectations. Usually I'm quiet and blame myself, but not this time!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the free the nipple instagram's account features me9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm having a perfectly nice conversation about our favorite TV shows with another redditor and he suddenly gets aggressive about the time I take to respond and starts asking for nudes9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally got my eyeliner to match on both eyes and got the perfect wing... At 1am...9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after inviting a guy to go dancing with me and some friends, who I had a thing with a month ago, (he broke it off to keep his options open so we're trying to be just friends), he brought along the girl he's currently hooking up with.7yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally met another troll irl and she and I stayed up all night talking and relating and stuff!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(SO's)RW he goes down on me and finds a hair in his mouth after I completely waxed9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a lady trying to bring attention to rape in the church belittles assault on men saying, Since it happens less, it's not even considerable.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(actual)RW I realize my friend was getting off to me explaining the free the nipple campaign9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What happens when I have a very fine line between sober and drunk, on top of that I like to repeatedly tell people how I'm not even drunk.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go on a date with a guy from tinder and everything is either the absolute best thing that's happened to him or the worst.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO shaves for the first time since I've known him and he looks almost exactly like Milo Ventimiglia8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I hooked up with the straight off the cover of a romance novel, 10 things heath ledger look alike guy!!!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO goes down on me for the first time, then proceeded to tell me he'd only do it on special occasions.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy messages me about dick sizes and how I must be a size queen after I ignore his comments on one of my posts and they get deleted9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(SO's)R after he said my vagina looked like an alien and I gave him an, Oh no you didn't look8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I keep getting compliments on my makeup, which I copied from a porn video9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I ran into my SO in town with his roommate getting coffee and lunch after he told me he was too busy to see me today.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Paused Gilmore girls to explain to my friend why I was sad, looked back and Rory seemed to know what was going on.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my brother told me that the reason his SO has been so hostile is because she's threatened/ jealous of me and I have to be more nice and understanding.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This happened to me yesterday, it was so hard to resist slapping her across her face.13yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
MRW my female coworker heard Tina and Amy make the joke about Cosby at the globes and says, Aw, poor Cosby.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend's emotionally abusive SO threw her at the wall while breaking up with her and she's trying to get back together with him9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Misty Rose, the first of many hair experiments now that I got a job that okay'd colors!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
MRW I find out I'm now eskimo sisters with the same girl who kept trying to get in between me and my ex because she slept with my FWB9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the period gods bless me with my period a week early, which means I won't have it at all on my three week vacation!9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a friend kept pestering me for a kiss after I told him it made me uncomfortable and he wouldn't leave so I caved and gave him a peck, but I ended up writing one of the best spoken word poems I've done yet because of it.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls!!! I realized the romance novel guy looks just like Heath Ledger in 10 Things and now I'm dying9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I keep smelling my fingers to check if I'm about to start shark week..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
They gave me a torch at work, maybe I was a bit too excited..8yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF right now at 1am, knowing I have work in a few hours..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out that not only did the guy who's house I watched have hidden cameras everywhere, which was never mentioned to me, he's also going around telling everybody what I did. Which was a lot of naked stuff, specifically free-titting it and scratching at my yeast infection.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I finally have awesome sex with a friend that I've been wanting to become FWB with for awhile and a good friend suddenly starts expressing interest in dating me the morning after.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after watching my new coworker flirt with my crush she comes over to talk to me about how she thought she might like him9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my ex called me SEVEN times at 3am, on a day where I had work, to drunkenly cry and complain about all the girls he's been flirting with.10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally got the chance to not hold back and I sounded extremely fake.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is why I don't write when I'm approaching shark week..10yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy keeps complimenting everything I do to get at me, and somehow finds a way to do so when I farted9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my emotionally abusive ex showed up to a hang out sesh with a group of our friends. He hadn't hung out with them for months so I got the courage to go, but apparently he found out that I was trying to reconnect with them..9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my crush and I both admit we have feelings for each other and hold hands while drunk, but a few days later he tells me nothing can happen and he doesn't want to lose me as a friend.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW every time I see an attractive guy my eyes water and it looks like I'm crying.9yr ⋅ Fruitlessfruittree ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
