advice for new drivers
proud of you
This just looks like an excuse to do drugs
scottish situation seal
which one of you guys made this piece of shit?
dinner was nice last night
Put 'er there
not sure if good guy god or poor sense of humor god
when I was a young warthog (before I ever discovered shittyadviceanimals), i posted this to AA. Needless to say, they didn't like it.
you laughed, admit it
To the r/philadelphia mod who banned posts about where to park after I asked where to park
MRW I haven't shittymemed in 13 days
good guy handyman
and europe wants the united states to take in syrian refugees now... fuck you europe.
small feces fact frog
the shittiest playdate
MRW I take a dump on someone's windshield
hanging out with my new hood girl's friends for the first time
good guy lego
gimme them gold coins gimme gimme them coins
introducing: drug problem cat
that moment you forget to caption your maymay
introducing: low maintenance racoon!
ended up burning down a daycare center and stealing all of the oranges from the produce cart on the corner of 1st st and R st
i want to go home :(
Truck parked outside my office has the best use of the first world problems meme I've ever seen
depression confession tiger
you'll realize how racist you are in 5 seconds
second world problems
i'm a selfish lover :(
classic shitty may may
he's always drunk and putting the punchline in the title
how could no one see through this obvious bullshit?
offensive advice giraffe
+100 points on shitty advice animals (i hope)
to my friends at the shitty advice animals
true story. is totally shitty, but maybe i'll make some karmas off of it and hopefully the re-test i took this morning comes back negative
in case you forgot
What I assume anyone means when they post an Afraid-to-eat-pussy-Andy
it is really tough growing up being different
i double duck dare you to comment on this mu-fuggin-meme
Eel that can only communicate by uttering types of cheeses
it was an accident i swear please don't hurt me
when i go visit my buddy in SE
new shittymaymay: caroling construction workers who are given their vocal cues by a superhero
submitted to advice animals 4 big big karma!
i had to quit pot cause of medications; if any of y'all need clean urine hit me up
red rocket reeves
i can't believe this got 2000+ upvotes on /r/adviceanimals -_-
I want to thank everyone who showed compassion and concern for my FALSE POSITIVE syphilis test last week... this is a message for the blood donor service who incorrectly told me I had the bacterial infection
Public service announcement
make america great again! we can do it! everyone has an EQUAL CHANCE FROM BIRTH TO SUCCEEDD!!
since, you know, there are two subreddits devoted to that sort of thing
hygienically conscious wolf
someone else made this on imgur, 1) should say because he masturbates to internet porn too much and 2) should be left blank. But that's none of my business.
first time in my life
MRW people pretend that they're busy but really they're just watching always sunny reruns in their underwear and eating cheerios
Pubic service announcement
I know no one cares but I was really fucking bitter about this last night.
the devil on my left shoulder keeps telling me this but luckily i have the angel on the other one to convince me otherwise
this isn't that funny i don't know why i'm posting it. a bit rusty, i am
normal conversation with my buddy 10 guy
he shot me dead immediately thereafter
can someone under the age of 21 please tell me what trill means?
really horny duck
DONT MIND THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IVE SPENT ON INKING MYSELF
for serious tho