This photo was put through my door today, sprayed in perfume. I don’t know who these people are but I want to.

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I cooked some eggs today and I think they summed up how most of us feel about 2020

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Does anyone want an exercise bike? It was £70 new, I’ll take £20 or even free just come and collect this thing please. It’s heavy and dusty but perfect working condition.

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Ever since I started pole dancing, every public statue looks like a challenge.

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I'll pass on the erotic secret, thanks.

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I took a photo of a crescent moon over Lake Garda at dusk. I think it's pretty.

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