All this talk about how the world's going to end has actually given my life a bit more meaning...7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a young adult reading all this talk about giving away toothbrushes and fruit for Haloween.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Probably the most important piece of career advice I've learned so far. Never underestimate how quickly your boss will start trying to manipulate you when they get the sense that you've outgrown your position and don't want to lose your production.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I probably would have just spent the extra time drinking and watching TV anyway...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Two front-page posts about something that shouldn't have been an issue after the year 2000.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't have kids, so this was a pretty easy conversation to have with my parents this year.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My friends looked at me like I was crazy for booking a hotel even though I was only two hours away from home...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sure, go ahead and buy the new Mercedes. The payments will only be 80% of your takehome pay. You need something reliable, right?7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was watching season one today and came across this gem. Maybe this is why Cartman is so messed-up...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
One woman just left her full cart of groceries at the register because she couldn't use her EBT card to buy cigarettes...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I submitted a popular life pro tip yesterday about making a budget, and r/LateStageCapitalism banned me because of it... in case you needed any additional proof that the sub is just a bunch of children whining because they can't buy every single thing they want.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/Libertarian
The average resident of the battleground state Colorado when Chris Christie announced that he'd push to re-criminalize marijuana if he were elected president...9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/funny
Relationship advice for everyone out there. This should be obvious; you shouldn't have to figure it out.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
TFW you realize that The Dog Whisperer is the only person on the planet that Cartman couldn't outsmart.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
That moment when you realize: in the South Park Universe, Cartman's mom has slept with both the town priest and Jesus Christ.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
Hospitals that wait two months to send you a bill and then have the gall to write due upon receipt on the invoice.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Good guy cop. I was doing at least 110mph on an empty road; he could have taken me to jail if he wanted to.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm not pro-Trump by any means, but the protesters should think about how they're structuring an argument against him. I'm giving this advice as someone who competed in policy debate in college...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
All I wanted to do is make three pieces of homemade fried chicken. But as soon as my deep fryer finished preheating...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sometimes, I look back and think women were actually flirting with me...13yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
I just saw a commercial for Golden Corral that showed everyone in the restaurant eating normal-sized portions of food...7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Regardless of your politics, there is only one All American response to the posts about anti-Trump murals in other countries.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/MURICA
What it's like to go to a bad high school and then a good college.13yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The actual reason why the comment section of every political post that reaches the front page of r/all is locked.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/Libertarian
No matter where you are in the world, there is one specific smell for this...6yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/SmellyPics
I found-out that Chipotle sent a coupon for a free burrito to everyone in my apartment complex...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I had a realization while rereading the letter saying that I would be laid-off at the end of February...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Please just lock the doors and put-out the 'closed' sign. I don't want to walk into a convenience store that has essentially closed and try to purchase food from an employee who is covered in filth from cleaning and also essentially working two jobs...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was diagnosed with Hypertension 2 today. I probably could have prevented it if I weren't so worried about the cost of the tests my doctor had recommended months ago.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I bought a Mark Martin diecast for two dollars at a garage sale. This is easily the most detailed diecast I've ever seen. That stack of tires in the background? Those are individual mini tires!7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/NASCAR
Good Guy Hotel. It's surprising how few hotels will do this after you checkout.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm not an environmentalist. I just my campsite to have some healthy trees.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Because Christmas is only six months away, let's all celebrate by singing Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch... in D Minor.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
I'm six days into my new job, and it's a completely different role in a completely different industry than my old job. I've thought about this everyday since I first accepted the offer.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[3] TFW you're the only person who brought weed to the party and your friends find out about it.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/trees
The top post on r/politics right now is praising the fact that the government is still funding NPR and PBS because of the quality of information that they provide people. The post links to an article from a private company instead of an article from PBS or NPR's website.7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/Libertarian
This is what I think about 99% of the motorcyclists who complain about other drivers...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A lot of companies have really overbearing policies, and this good guy (potential) boss might have just saved me years of unhappiness...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I feel so good right now sitting in a clean home. I don't know why I let things get so messy before I clean8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I saw a bottled water label that read Now with 45% less plastic. I thought it would be a good ad concept for Denver Water's Use only what you need campaign, so I made a rough ad copy (Warning: not a professional; super-shitty design).9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/Denver
In the late 90s, South Park predicted the future of the job market pretty well...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I started a job in a different town four months ago and have been using my pickup truck for my daily commute. Every single day, there is someone who thinks it's okay to tailgate me within a foot of my back bumper while we're doing 80 on the highway.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mostly looking at you here, r/LateStateCapitalism, r/Socialism, and r/esist...7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Easily the worst part of starting a new office job is having to stare at your desk and pretend to work until someone says otherwise...8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As someone who lives in an apartment complex and has to park his car on the street, it really freaked me out when I noticed this...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
I saw this post on r/personalfinance. How can we help people like this?7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/DaveRamsey
It makes no sense to me why public schools refuse to teach students practical things like opening a savings account or paying taxes but they still keep funding impractical hobbies like shop class...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
Good Guys Trey and Matt [Fixed]... People like this are the reason why freedom of speech exists.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just moved to the Mountain Time Zone, so my favorite college football team's game started at 10AM. This is how I feel right now.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/theleague
I'm tired of people speeding by yelling to your right when there's a clearly marked bike lane on the same street.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is crappy design of the product itself, not the aesthetic. The point of a 'freshness seal' is so you can tell that your food hasn't been tampered with.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
This is currently on the front page of r/LateStageCapitalism (with comments locked, of course). Maybe the reason there's only one guy standing on top of the pile of money is because the rest of the people who own it are at work instead of out protesting?7yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/Libertarian
'Netflix and chill' has existed since the invention of the motion picture.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm 25, and I'm about to start on blood pressure medication that I might have to take for the rest of my life. ... And I just started watching Parks and Rec.8yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you're a bachelor and someone asks you what you're having for dinner tonight...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/funny
Being raised in Kansas, this was the first thing I said when I visited Atlanta.9yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/funny
A friend noticed a few wrinkles in one of my shirts and asked me why I don't iron them...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After four years of policy debate, I basically can't stand to listen to anyone talk about politics anymore.13yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The creepiest moment in the series: Eric, how would you like to go with me to see Madam Butterfly Friday night?10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/southpark
Argentinian Outlets Look Like They Just Saw Something Really Scary12yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I have a pretty slow internet connection. This is what happens almost every time I try to stream a video.11yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was watching a police-chase show yesterday, and I realized that I don't know anything about metric time...11yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Works every time... they immediately spill everything [Fixed]. This fix could save you thousands of dollars.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I made a three foot long super-spicy sub sandwich over the weekend with the intent of eating for lunch and dinner throughout the week. This is how I feel going into day three.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/funny
I ordered-in food and the delivery man was very rude to me. I realized this as I was about to submit a review on the restaurant's website and decided not to submit a review...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that a group of Liberians looted an Ebola ward in Monrovia and stole contaminated medical equipment...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. I didn't actually do this... but I definitely thought about it.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
With all these Unpopular Opinion Puffin, I hate Unpopular Opinion Puffin, and I hate 'I hate Unpopular Opinion Puffin' memes, I'd just like to point-out what it's like to voice an unpopular opinion outside of Reddit...10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I think I've seen two so far that have expressed legitimately edgy unpopular opinions.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Learned this yesterday. I forgot to un-check 'send replies to my inbox.'10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As an adult man, this is how I view at least 75% of the Scumbag Stacy posts.10yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We're Hypocrites [I Know This Will Be Downvoted To Oblivion]13yr ⋅ Frashizzle ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
