Truth 🙌🏻 🙌🏽 🙌🏾 🙌🏿
What are the rules?
That'll be a sack of coins, please.
Going to see his Marie
You matter. We all matter.
Everyone has a giving side
Marriage is a team ❤🔑❤
Art is subjective
This software could use an update
So that's how the circus trains them.
Pass me the fucking carrots, please.
Always the one-upper
Have you tried not being poor?
Dad brings cupcakes 🎂
I forgot to tell you what happened on Dance Moms last night...
I made him do it.
Always the contrarian
Poked a badger with a spoon
They use every part of the vowel
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Guess I'm evacuating now.
Family court, B.C.
Eye of the needle
And it was labeled with the wrong artist.
What a wonderful world 🎵
Can't take this guy anywhere
You know what you did.
Nobody likes salting him, but he leaves you no choice
The Choice of a Neo-Generation
His kindness lives on
3 kinds of puppers
He's not even supposed to be here today
Makes a college application look like a birthday card.
It's not TV. It's UVA.
Ruby Bridges is an American hero.
Stay safe, Florida. ☔️❤
It was an Oscar-only cab
Give them a rainbow and we're good
Not going to find it on a key chain at Disney World
Haters gonna hate
Can you pass my bills?
God bless the child that's got his own
Perspective from Maria Bamford
That's one way to make baby boomers obsolete.
Card machine is down, so we're only taking coins today.
Ate from the tree of woke
Plenty of salt, for starters
The Truth About George
I nominate Miss Texas, Margana Wood, for troll of the week. Link to her speech in comments.
Don't even need a phone booth
Who said that?
A time to be silent
Twelve naps a day or we...nap somewhere else.