My girlfriends dog has memorized the sound of my car, everytime I pull in the driveway I see this.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/aww
Will never be able to afford a house with a lawn in this economy, so I pretend my apartment carpet is one instead. (Still pretty satisfying.)7mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/lawncare
My bosses reply when I told him i can't afford $260 rain gear right now. No I don't need to work more hours, I need you to pay me more.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/antiwork
TV wouldn't fit in their car so they took it out of the box and left their garbage in the parking lot.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/trashy
my mom lost her phone at the Bar and grill went back the next day to see if someone turned it in. They did, and left this picture for her in her camera roll.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I know I can't be the only Earl fan that likes warfare, y'all notice this?1mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/earlsweatshirt
Y'all probably wont care but, i just got my first Flawless in Freelance trials. LETS GO!!!@1yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/destiny2
People on this sub lately: Should I hop on the juice, will it work for me?1yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/Minoxbeards
My girlfriend won a free Brilliant stars booster box from a livestream drawing, this was her pulls.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/PokemonTCG
Was walking down the street bumpin Earl when I noticed these big belly Buddhas laughing at my stupid ass.7mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/earlsweatshirt
It's been awesome, thanks everyone for all the help over the years, Now time to move on to bigger and better.1yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/VitaPiracy
This song is Criminally underrated if you have not heard Mac's verse on this go listen to it right now, literally one of his best!2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/MacMiller
After many failed attempts trying to beat The Corrupted Ravager, I call it a night. While laying in my bed I see this in my Facebook feed. He's literally taunting me 😭8mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/remnantgame
I'm not seeing many people talking about the debate today, let's keep it Trending #BernieWon4yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/SandersForPresident
Every few weeks this stuff buils up under my faucet screen to the point it slows water flow, what is it, is it harmful?3d ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Bernie was the first candidate I have ever voted for in my life back in 2016 and these have stayed on my fridge since.5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/SandersForPresident
My girl is such a sweetheart, every good pull she gets she always says You Can Have it then I snatch it from her hands with a evil giggle and say thanks 😊3yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/PokemonTCG
I told my mom I wanted to get into fishing. For my birthday she got me some lures, can someone familiar with these tell me a bit about them, what ones would be best for fresh water?2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/FishingForBeginners
Keystone Wallet is taking full advantage of Ledgers big mistake, and I'm here for it.11mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/ledgerwallet
Not enough cannabis on this page so I thought I would share one of my own.5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/gardening
I don't understand how someone can go though the entire order process, confirm replacements, then just not answer their door or phone. Perks of the job I guess.2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/InstacartShoppers
When in desperate need of a weapon in Blackout why is this always the first, second and third gun you find?5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/Blackops4
What would be the quickest way to evolve this by Go fest so I can get meter mash?7mo ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/pokemongobrag
Skunked twice in a row, threw the whole damn box and it's getting frustrating. What would you throw here?2yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/FishingForBeginners
Got some first pack magic on my lunch break today. I'm literally SHEKING!3yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/PokemonTCG
I didn't know it was possible to pull an amazing rare out of a green card pack.3yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/PokemonTCG
Haven't played in a couple years, Just wondering the most efficient way to use these engrams?1yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/destiny2
Second elite controller same issue. I wish Microsoft didnt cheap out on these things. Plus LB button is falling off. F5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/xboxone
So i bought a pre-rolled from a weed store, was enjoying it on my lunch break, went to flick the ash and this happened... Tragic.6yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/trees
Should i start over? Her leaves have looked like this since a seedling, idk whats wrong. Does she look weird to you?5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/Autoflowers
I have not rooted my device ever. Aslo turned off dev mode still getting this error6yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/Fortnite_mobile
Getting serious BO3 vibes from this and i love it. Treyarch please make the pre playlist lobby showcase our specalist to im tired of seeing the battery backdrop.5yr ⋅ Fptmike ⋅ r/Blackops4
