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The secret is that he's 50% hair. The vacuum cleaner will back me up.

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Disposable Fitbits

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Has anybody else had their diesel trucks disabled by GM by them cutting the block heater cord without a fix during a Canadian winter? I smell class actions coming with a week of -40 up. Merry Christmas from GM.

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Just blazed a left handed cigarette, turn around and it's none other than good 'ol African sausage tree.

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I am rich in mayo. Comment for splooges

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One for the history books

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Guess the Calories! Everyone is a winner!

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WIN XLM + MayoCoin if you can unlock the MAYO wallet!

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Boomers never get the joke

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Thanks u/Creative_Visit122

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MONDAYS!!

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Happy New Year from u/TheKitchenKraken

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Happy 1st Birthday! Here's to Loads More!

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This piece is called Mayo Chaos. IDK man, hit me up.

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Have you tried the Manangos Hop Faucet Game.

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Great Work!

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Morning smoke spot. It's ditch weed but does the trick.

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One day, double digits!!

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Giveaway to celebrate the minting of my first ASA on Algo! 10 Available! Rules in comments.

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Domination Part 2

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Has anyone else had their trucks effectively disabled by GM by them cutting the block heater cord with no fix during a Canadian winter? I smell class action with a -40 week coming. Merry Christmas from GM!

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Big THANKS go to u/Icantchooseaname for enabling my mayonnaise addiction!

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It turns out, Inception is not exactly a mayo meme making factory.

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Disposable Fitbits Part 4

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Odd. What is this foreign emotion?

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Zed is ready to tip.

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Scratch. Beautiful. Seventeen great years.

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Can I get carnival worker added to this?

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Starting off really simple. Kraken proofing it.

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Nothing is sexier

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I am not a smart man

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Dark Mayo-r Approves This Message.

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It's not worth the risk.

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Thanks for the tip Billy!

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Too many good choices, so little time.

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Happy Cake Day Kraken

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Instructions Unclear

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I heard you guys like bad puns

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Follow your heart, your intuition.

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Buddy. Also beautiful and 17. Laid to rest in January.

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So I was hitting the devil's lettuce at the Dole plantation and ran into my good buddy Eucalyptus.

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Get it!? It's funny, cause he's old.

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Oiler is a great boy. We're pretty lucky.

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Where else could he be!?

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She's this close and we share a bed

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Who wants my crown?

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Every time!

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I call this piece, Broken Promises Part ... must be 8 now?

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If anyone is wondering what's taking Kraken so long to deliver on his threats.

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We're all doomed.

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Any takers?

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Keep an eye out for the 3 types of TheKitchenKraken's tips.

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No substitute for the real thing.

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4D Chess

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Distractions

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Better safe than sorry!

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Service guarantees citizenship

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Closing out another successful Mayo4Memes Monday.

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No, you're not having a stroke! My Moderately early Mayomeme Monday Madness, Made possible by the Mayo-r.

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Happy Early Cinco De Mayo! I offer up the Mayocoin Subreddit Bukkake Sombrero A little piece of everyone in it... on it?

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Truth bombs mixed with nostalgia.

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What!? We like to welcome anyone new!

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Reload. (Only cartoon gun violence is funny)

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I can't take all this mayo to the grave with me. Help a guy out!

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Old man Kraken

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You gotta love him!

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It had to be done.

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Nothing is more badass than trying to tip Mayo amounts of Mayo.

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Rules are Rules

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Mayo Showdown. Pick your winner.

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White-hot Mayo

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I can't control myself

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New and Improved Shitposting. Now with TIPS!

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I'm not a rich man

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I believe in him!

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Giveaway. I have 6 extremely useless and utterly worthless Reddit 1 Mudnut coins to give to the first 6 people who give me a Hell Yeah! Under no circumstances are these to be used for sex. It says so right on the coin. Just in case you had any weird ideas. Must add asset and have Algo wallet to win.

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Has anyone else had their trucks effectively disabled by GM by them cutting the block heater cord with no fix during a Canadian winter? I smell class action with a -40 week coming. Merry Christmas from GM!

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Hurry, ends tomorrow!

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Am I doing this right?

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Oiler is quite the character. He's fitting in nicely.

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Just kidding Buddy!

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My FBI Babysitter

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It's all been a trick!

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Matrix Take 2

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Got my kid a tablet and all I got in return is feelings. Like a real human!

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Raining. Might as well smoke one. I'm impressed with the quality.

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What should I do with these empty carts? Has anyone ever found the right consistency to refill?

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What not to do in Oahu. Part 1 of 42.

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Meet Keanu. The cutest stray in Oahu. He likes chicken fingers and water. Stay safe buddy.

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Oiler trying to take Calypso for a walk

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What is this rock? It is magnetic, heavy was aquired from a shop in Drumheller.

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Smoking a fat joint and ran into this Baobab. None of these where I'm from.

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The way the mud dries on my truck.

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