To shut down the ultras at Legia Warsaw

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Homage to Catalonia was not a work of fiction

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And don't get me started on McDonald's and their total lack of swimming pools

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Get back to work, you fat ponce!

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Capitol Hill rioter shocked to learn he isn't a national hero

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More Liberian flag confusion

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Thanks, man

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So...... there's still a chance then?

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To boycott Arizona

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Fuck your diploma

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The more I look at this house, the worse it gets

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Two for the price of one

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What a crap name for a baby girl

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Demon sperm babies... enough said

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Four! I mean Five! I mean Fire!

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Yep, that is one disappointed salmon

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I'm do yvoegan

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Alright then, keep your Victoria's Secrets

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U.S.... erm.... L?

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I am Jeep Honk

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All hail Lord Sunak, the man of the people!

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Who knew roofing could be so titillating?

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Back in my day, murderers went to prison.

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Town council in Scarborough, UK cancels their New Years fireworks to avoid disturbing a sleeping walrus

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Anyone up for a spot of genocide?

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And then the coronavirus clapped

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The lesser of two weevils?

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I hope he puts a shirt on first, he's looking a little chilly

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Atheism is when Joe Biden serves you fast food, or something

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Homage to Catalonia was not a work of fiction

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I couldn't have described him better myself

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President Satan

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Literally r/notmyjob’d the whole country

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A-ha!

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Spotted at Lingmell House, Wasdale Head, Cumbria. What world-famous celebrities have failed to set foot in YOUR town?

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Reduced the flood risk, boss

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I don't think I've ever seen a sadder-looking cactus

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Painted the lines boss

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How to adequately punish that thieving bastard

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How to completely ruin your chances of scoring

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Players and staff from Bristol Rovers FC shaved their heads in support of Nick Anderton, a teammate undergoing chemotherapy for bone cancer

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Maths will solve everything!

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How to fail your US History exam

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How to incorrectly guess where your boobs are located

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Some rather morbid town planning

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It's bloody great!

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An officer halts traffic to make way for a cat carrying a kitten across the street, 1925.

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Should've gone to...

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Who needs expensive decals?

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I'm 🍍on stuck you!

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Labelled the bagels, boss

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How to inflate your ferret

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A wholesome haircut

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Anatomy 101, Lesson 1: BONES

2yr ⋅

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It's Brandon!

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Extractor hood installed low over the hob.

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Tory MP in Completely Out Of Touch With Reality shock

2yr ⋅

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So what are you hammering there, little fella?

2yr ⋅

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Toronto's inspirational message

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Well, yes

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How to know when Shaggy no longer loves you

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A business owner regrexit

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Your bullets cannot harm me

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You're welcome!

3yr ⋅

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The church cordially invites you to DIE

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Dad tells daughter tofu koff

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Whaddya mean, we need a longer truck?

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Well, if you insist... **proceeds to light fireworks**

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There's a LOT to unpack here

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A garage for a hover car I guess, complete with a dodgy stain

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More Liberian flag confusion

1yr ⋅

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Confusing toilet signs

2yr ⋅

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How you know you've stepped into the wrong neighbourhood

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And while we're at it...

3yr ⋅

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Stocked the shelves, boss

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I saw it on YouTube so it must be true

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To capture the majesty and beauty of nature

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A nice middle page spread

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Not wank

3yr ⋅

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How to tell if your backpack is sentient

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Finished the page boss

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Printed the kids menu, boss

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Hard is a way You back what put in. work two-street. get exactly you

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Not every disability is visible... but the one on the right definitely is

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Added the translations, boss!

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🔥 A silverback gorilla clenches its fist before punching a wildlife photographer (photo credit: Christophe Courteau)

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My personal proofreader

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Another one for the Christmas is BANNED! folder

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B**e

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We will never forget you.... On this day in 1966 at 9.13am in Aberfan, 116 children and 28 adults were tragically killed in their school and in their homes. May you all rest in peace ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Helicopters are friends, not food

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How to draw attention to your manly bulge

1yr ⋅

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Noooooo! Not the forbidden topic!

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The sign boss, I put up

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I'm pretty sure Germany have stopped using that flag

2yr ⋅

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France's new national motto

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Can you pass this test?

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How to know when your eggs have gone bad

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Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

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Thanks a lot, Thanos

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Back in 2020, someone removed the famous traffic cone. Glasgow excelled itself in response.

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Put the sign on the bleachers, boss

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Bloody Welsh, speaking their own language in their own country

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Cursed belt

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This poor guy looks exhausted

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But when is Straight Pride Month?

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This must be satire, right?

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It's getting hot in here...

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Printed the news story boss! You want a quote in a box as well? You got it!

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I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...

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Hmmmm, meat coffee (gargles like Homer Simpson)

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Yeah, he definitely looks the type

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Yorkshire Mr Men

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Meanwhile, in Scotland...

2yr ⋅

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Fuck this house in particular

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Another one for the already very large Flat Earth Fail collection

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Town council in Scarborough, UK cancels their New Year's fireworks display to avoid disturbing a visiting walrus

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How to wash a straw with pure mercury

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The sun and moon are local lol

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How dare they?!?

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A pretty flower

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Did the price labels for the doormats, boss

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How sperm works, apparently (aka Telegony)

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Oof, ouch my neck bones

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How very gangster

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Shopping trolley (cart) quality control

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll change your tyres before breakfast! (spotted on FB)

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I saw it on YouTube so it must be true!

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Yes, of course it's all IKEA's fault 🙄

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W. Elba... cock me!

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They but not see your your sadness happiness (AKA taking DDOI to a whole new level)

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It's true, this is how we do things here

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PO-TA-TO

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Spotted by a friend in Chippenham, England

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Labelled the laptops, boss

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Bscape Enyone Aan Can Have

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No sugar please, we're intolerant

2yr ⋅

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What happens if you spin them anti-clockwise?

3yr ⋅

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On this day 35 years ago, we first heard Holly utter these immortal words. Happy anniversary, you smegheads!

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We all live for Ricky's daily wisdom, courtesy of Shin

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This is the chosen one

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Migration of cats to Europe (link to article in comments)

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Whoops indeed

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