I've had great success with lasagna. Oh and ask if they have any allergies or foods they don't eat.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I'm getting the fog off my window and the highschool girls in the car next to me think I'm trying to get their attention4yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
In Disney/Pixar's Up(2009) Carl and Ellie are shown hammering nails and sawing wood on their wedding day. This is a once popular euphemism cleverly disguised as innocent enthusiasm to fix their dream home.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/MovieDetails
We used to watch the weather channel for hours. Most of the time just waiting for the local forecast to come on.4yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/nostalgia
Every time I see a chicken it reminds me of Fable. I always hear the woman saying Look at the chickens run!6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/gaming
I assume everyone does this and that is why it doesn't show up in the first place.8yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To leave a restaurant review on Amazon. This is a page for a book called Good Egg4yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/therewasanattempt
Seriously, it's been three nights a week all summer long. Twice in the 4th of July. Twice tonight. No, I don't want to talk about rape awareness on my front porch at 8:45 on a Wednesday night. Leave me alone.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This one actually was their job. But it didn't stop them from screwing it up.5yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/NotMyJob
Because why should I have to ask him to take his hat off? This isn't Nam, there are rules. You go to a live show, movie theater, comedy club you take your hat off.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Feeling nostalgic today. These guys made the morning painting houses so fun.5yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/Detroit
I saw it on HBO one night and watched the whole thing. I made this same confession to my wife the next day. She refuses to watch it after knowing what it did to me.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I lean my head back against a wall and it feels cold because of my growing bald spot. (Playing it cool but dying inside)5yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Seriously folks, if not for DST it would be darker earlier all year. Don't be angry at DST. Be angry that we switch back in the winter for reasons that are no longer relevant.8yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It may have been true when I started saying it, but it isn't anymore.7yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I post a Google Maps picture of two separate GameStops at the same intersection and people aren't as amazed as I am.7yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is how I handled participation trophies when I was a kid. I can't think of anyone that cared to get one. But the parents were always adamant about giving them out.6yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW it's free Sunday Ticket weekend and I'm a Lions fan living in Denver.5yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When my neighborhood has the most kids since I moved here, but the lowest amount of trick or treaters.8yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We are sorry to hear that Stephen. We'll be sure to forward this complaint to our tech support staff. Again, apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused you...8yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/funny
I'm not a supporter of this philosophy. Unfortunately, after hearing it a million times, the thought managed to creep into my mind.7yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I share a printer with one other person and we go through toner like water.8yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Clerk: I'm sorry we don't have that title here. Would you like me to check the closest store? Customer: I don't know, how far is it? Clerk: You're pretty much already there.7yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/gaming
