Her first time walking in snow
Reminds me of the Batman Animated Series Batmobile
This bar bathroom has strict standards
Electrical box painted like a sandcrawler. UTINI!
I think Sideshow Bob is on my plane
Made a one-eyed friend in Colorado last weekend
First I made coffee, then I made a friend
#theory cure for Alzheimer's
This new Covenant Snapchat filter is great for commercials
This tree is mooning the whole bar
Hey, Bart, according to this magazine in another million years man will have an extra finger. Five fingers? Ooh... Freak show!
Fresh from the vet
My Airbnb had this painting of a hippo drinking from a water cooler that contained a smaller hippo.
This is Bart and his new fetching stick
The Best Double Chin Exercises. This is a thing now?
Bumper sticker on a Ferrari. Does this count?
HOT DO NOT TOUCH
I have brain damage. Im sweet. Im shy.
Just noticed today is my first cake day, so here's a picture of my cat keeping watch over the yard
You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Almost as good as the toilet at home
Just taking a nap with her fluffy tail
Probably my favorite Grannyism from Sweet Leaf
Somehow I want to punch their cartoon faces more than the real ones
Looks like the office admins have set a proper neckbeard trap
[I Ate] And picked these fresh blueberries
Now step over to the Abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.
Does anyone else enjoy the Domino's Fiery Hawaiian as much as I do?
Ergonomics training at work. I've never been more confused
It's camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic? Oh yeah. Like when a clown dies.
I'm the Jealous Jockey. I'm a torso!
Probably should have changed out my brake pads before reaching this point