The husband is only 24 and looks like a douche who's way too satisfied with himself for constantly impregnating his wife3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
She's spending the rest of her life overseas with a man she's met in person for max 7 weeks3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
how to indoctrinate your daughter so badly she can barely function in adult life and then abandon her in a foreign country with a strange man in a god-honoring way3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy: I want to listen! Educate me! Also Birthy: *blocks people for educating her*4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Ellissa is SALTY that Andrii didn't propose before her 28th bday lmao3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
GirlDefined is basically a marriage & sex prosperity gospel. Be hateful judgemental puritans like us and God will reward you with a husband!3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Y'all.....Birthy deleted the comments calling her out for her shorteralls hypocrisy. This is just karma.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Hot Take: Dav was never gay. He's literally a pseudointellectual preppy college douche from the 80s.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy is so extremely pro-life she actively puts children in danger3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Deathy was comforted in her sad single years by thinking about God massacring 135,000 Midianites3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
An old archive of Girl Defined's first ancient website from 20113yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Ellissa's move is probably going to be traumatizing for her. She's never been away from her co-dependent family.3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Birthy: If you're married and want to show a little more leg around the house, these are for you!3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
This ugly filter makes it look like they're eating teletubby custard4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Tfw you're just trying to get a good workout at the gym and some skinny asshole spends the entire time vlogging4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Krusty, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it! That's just like the rules of feminism!3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
After claiming the age difference doesn't matter, they both made this face for no reason4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Girl Defined's fans are so repressed that even their terrible content will get them horny3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Birthy is intricate and fascinating? Is Dav describing his wife or a Rubik's cube?4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
GirlDefined's mom thinks identity is a sin. Now their whole family's lack of individuality and personality makes sense....4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
It's ok for Kristen to get fertility treatment because it's ~nAtURaL~ but no one else can't interfere with God's plan4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy is relieved for extra hands to dump the baby on. I love how Krusty never shows up for these3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
imagine being so stupid that you confuse the paradox of tolerance for some evIL LibErAL pRopoGanDA aRtiCLe3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Cue Birthy posting her own wedding photos and holding a marriage Q&A in 3...2....13yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Birthy smugly thought she knew all about baby sleep schedules and now admits she was wrong lmfao4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Love how all the conference speakers have topics they are uniquely unqualified to talk about4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy has some interesting reading material for her morning devotion lmao (¬‿¬)4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Behold! Birthy's trophy wall is giant oversized photos of her own wedding. She also has the same ones up at her parent's house....3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Proof that Barfy is still salty about her ex, despite being married and having a baby4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Throwback to Barfy's chaperoned bible dates in her parent's living room. So much fun!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
KKKristen and Bernadine doing are doing an IG live (4:30 CST) to discuss how to be a Nazi in a god-honoring way.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Local cat-hater Bethany Beal is sHOOK when her husband dares to say cats are alright.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Piss, Moan, and Bananas encourage Christians to call out imModEsTy.....while wearing low V-neck shirts and off-the-shoulder tops4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Dav praised for the bare minimum, once again. Sleeping in is still big priority for Birthy!3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Morgan's BFF Hannah Williamson complaining about how the church needs to be more hateful and discriminatory for 20 minutes straight because she's the only TRUE Christian4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
GirlDefined needs you to hate yourself so they can control you. Bethany never learned how to have self-esteem or a personal identity.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy relies on her internet followers for every single stage of her kid's life. So much for eXteNSivE research3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
This explains why they are all so insecure. And as if they have a life outside of their god-honoring marriages and season of headbands3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Morgan wants to sell her used clothes to her followers instead of donating4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Ellissa & Some Guy for Courtshits Magazine! (For u/iamasmallblackcat)3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
GirlDefined's theme this week is.....hmm, wow ok, they really think they are qualified to talk about this?4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Poor persecuted Morgan is bragging about random strangers flirting with her while flexing her ring3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
This meme Birthy posted explains a lot about why her and Dav have zero chemistry3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Birthy has chosen to double down on the shorteralls instead of apologizing4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
TFW your annoying baby is finally asleep and you can go back to making smug posts on Insta4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy is slaaaaaying those haters!!!11 😩 Calling her out is a SIN! (re-upload)3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Sisterly Rivalry Vacation Edition! Krusty's aesthetic camping trip vs Deathy's bland coffee roadtrip3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Ignore every message telling you who you should be, except for GirlDefined's so they can shill you this ugly shirt! (reupload)4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Just another winsome grave photoshoot, featuring the infamous shorteralls!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Poor KKKristen can't get away from the birth and pregnancy metaphors #birthing #LaborAndDelivery #BirthWithoutFear3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
So Birthy's mom actually posted a picture of their NAZI Great-Grandfather?? Yeah, he sure would have loved his Aryan descendents 😱😱😱4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Maybe the REAL victorious awakening was the friends we made along the way!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Heidi and Mike Baird just wanted a bunch of beige trophy children to indoctrinate.3yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Wtf is this caption?? Becky really fishing for a standing ovation for this bRaVE fashion choice4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Even GirlDefined's own audience is sick of their recycled, repetitive crap!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Bitchany could literally care less that she's taller than Dav. It SADDENS her to think they might not have been together because...............(gasp!) he wasn't tall4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
OMFG Lori actually approved my insane comment about child marriage 😂4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Are we just gonna ignore that time Bethy called Daaav her sexy lover on a wedding napkin???4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔 GD plagiarizing an explicitly trans-inclusive graphic??4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Girl Defined releases LIMITED EDITION Hoe Verse Cards! Praise the lord by being a thot!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
LOL @ Birthy thinking she can prioritize a baby as #3 in her life and that motherhood won't totally consume her4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy wore a name tag to her own baby shower. After we snarked on how she has zero real friends to throw her one 😂4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy living her best life: heavily pregnant, center of attention, singing about romance, & celebrating Kristen getting older.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy has 0 friends but hanging out with her sisters teenage friends is all she needs lmfao4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Morgan actually posted their PO address after asking for that $150 jacket 🤦4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Morgan tells the internet she shaves down there in this video with an unintentionally lesbian title4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Kristen takes a dig at Barfy's unconvincing blog post by talking about how shallow she was prior to getting married. Barfy tries to hide her obvious insecurity by fake laughing.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Bernadine showed up on GirlDefined's YouTube video pretending like she doesn't have an entire account dedicated to anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, casual racism, and white supremacy......4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy thinks she could totally handle more kids and would be excited if she found out she was pregnant again4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Further proof that Birthy thought post-partum would be a walk in the park. She admits to struggling with body image issues.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
The Baird V-day party is aggressively infantalizing. Even the teens act like 9 year olds.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Y'all.....Heather takes credit for her prayers shutting down a local strip club4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy made a big deal about getting ghosted for 8 minutes straight4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Kristen was pointedly ignoring questions about Bethany & baby during yesterday's live...4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Becky is really sTrUgGLiNG to find cute, modest, and reasonable clothes. Like, has she been to literally ANY store ever????4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Barfy's brother planned his engagement the day before her due date because it would be exactly 9 months and 9 days after he started dating his fiancee. Talk about extra.......4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
AfterBirthy finally bullied Dav into writing this post. Why do fundies have to show off their love on social media instead of saying it to their partner's faces?4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy bragged about receiving a manly diaper bag for Daaaav in this IG story......because any other diaper bag for a man instantly turns them gay obvs4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
We need to talk about Ellissa's brows and her recent bio update. They're as good as engaged now!4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Birthy is so #prepared, she plans on having monthly meetings with Daaaaav to discuss baby duties lmfao4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Funny how fundies beg people to cover their travel expenses when they could have donated this money DIRECTLY to the orphans they claim to be helping4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
How does Ellissa, Becky, and Sue each afford $100 sandals? Grifted ministry money or Daddy's paycheque?4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
KKKrusty left modelling because she's a spoiled brat who didn't get every single job she applied for.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
It's sooo hard to find mOdEsT swimwear aNYwHeRe thats cute and half decent!!11 Becky should meet my hijabi friends..4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
Bethany bragged about allegedly converting Muslims and atheists in a recent podcast interview. Smells like B.S.4yr ⋅ firewhiskers ⋅ r/FundieSnark
