Thank you for walking me to my bus stop in elementary school, cuddling with me in my high school horror movie phase, being my pillow during my post-college breakup, and being my best friend for the last 16 years. I’ll miss you dearly. I hope you have lots of paper towels to destroy up there.

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Absolutely ridiculous

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I found the one! 🥰

4yr ⋅

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Sherwin Williams delivered a paint can full of cookies with a custom label to my work today

7yr ⋅

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Cheeto and his favorite bear

8yr ⋅

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Please help us make our engagement photos “save the date” worthy! We have 4 photos like this. Please PM for details of request.

4yr ⋅

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Wanted a traditional ring without the traditional material. My moissanite beauty! ❤️

4yr ⋅

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MRW my boyfriend farts while I'm lying next to him.

10yr ⋅

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This sign telling me to just... not.

6yr ⋅

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Sad girl gets pulled over- you won't BELIEVE what happens next.

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