He'll sleep anywhere but his bed.

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I was a clueless kid

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There are RULES, Daniel!!!

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Completely separate set of standards

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You're not oppressed unless you're like me.

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The diabetics need capslock!

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I'M A POLAR BEAR!!!

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Sure the roof got ripped off but the Bibles were SAVED

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Which video door bell do you guys have? A 9mm.

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Pronouns are the devil's work!

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Math is hard

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And then everyone clapped and made Johnny class president

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Mom shaming needs to stop. Our cat joins a parenting facebook group and is suddenly an expert.

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You're not allowed to ever think your situation sucks because soldiers had a rough time

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It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it

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There is literally fallen timbers and shattered glass everywhere.

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The hinges on my trash can broke. So I made my own with shoe laces.

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The view outside my house right now

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If students think their year has been ruined, they should think about the seniors who went to Vietnam in the 60s.

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Catnip is a hell of a drug

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Heck, I've been trying to get my kids around people to get it. You know, so they can start getting the dadgum antibodies for that crap, man.

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It feels like my entire life is being called into question

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Any guesses for who he voted for?

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A certain old lady I know is a gold mine

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Soros seems to get more and more evil every time someone makes a meme about him

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And then everyone clapped

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Right wingers comparing current progressive politics to nazism is unbelievable

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Worship the troops

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Someone help me figure out this Airbnb math

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We treat our employees like family

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Your guns are safe here

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Every minute of your work day is planned out.

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This guy is going to be arrested pretty soon, right?

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My dad's a judge and is swearing in my brother who just passed the bar exam.

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My big brother's handing me the keys to his truck before I go to prom.

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I made a thing!

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Bank error in your favor.

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My world crashes on load after downloading the MagicStorage mod.

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My house's AC/heater. Are those burn marks? We haven't run it since I noticed this.

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American political discourse

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What kind of pepper is this?

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This guy was hanging out on my car here in Arkansas. What is it?

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