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Recently went to Mt. Rushmore. Zoomed in to George Washington’s face to find a drill bit that was stuck just above George’s eyelid during the construction of the head, probably from around 1930ish.

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And on tonight of “this never happened”...

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Oof Ouch Owie my neck

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This is just an all time low for anti vaxxers

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hrmphses

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But it’s so simple to crop it out. C’mon Karen 🙄

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Oooh yeah that’s the good fuckin shit

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Magnetic Pants Are a Bad Idea.

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Is it me or is it hot in here?

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Guess what we just hit bois

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We officially hit 60k juice chuggers about 30 juice chuggers ago!

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A helpful guide

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Now this dude is using the wilderness to INNOVATE

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The TSA agents aren’t very good at their jobs...

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Damn guess he’s stuck

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Got stung by a wasp the other day while minding my own fucking business

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This hairway to heaven

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Blursed Lorax

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Man, I hate the dentist

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Now this... this is fucking awesome.

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Help I’m choking

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When you just got DST despite not having any friends to play with

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Uhhhh... A for effort?

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And on tonight of “this never happened”...

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Checks off all the anti-vaxx superstitions

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Well that “sinks”

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Lol everybody she shitted her pants

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[No Spoilers] AAAAAAHHHHH

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Tomorrow will mark the two year anniversary of Walmart not doing their fucking job. Yes, it’s been the “stroom” Sign for 2 years.

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I think Susan is gonna bring back more than just the kids...

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Out of all the things you could do as a millionaire, this man chooses to spread false propaganda

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I love subnautica, but am deeply terrified by the setting. I thought it would help me with my Thalassaphobia, but I get so scared by this little shit

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Blue telling pink how it is

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Oof so Wholesome

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There you have it

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Oof ouch owie my ban

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Because Nyan Cat is still a totally relevant meme.

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When you get don’t starve together despite not having any friends to play with

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Why are you the way that you are

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Bird with a hole for a beak or a nostril?

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Somebody taste my oversized biscuit, please.

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Yesterday, students from my school (STEM School) took over a vigil about a recent school shooting. They tried to incorporate politics into our recent tragedy, and we would not stand for it. We boycotted and made our own vigil to acknowledge mental health and the victims. Here’s the end result.

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I recently went to Mount Rushmore. Using my camera I zoomed in a little to find that right above George Washington’s eye was a drill bit probably stuck during the construction of George’s head.

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Guess what we reached... also sorry for not getting perfect 30,000

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Posted unironically by my friend

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Shark in an ice berg or jumping out of water?

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I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t see that singular olive.

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What an interesting fact!

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This is just fucking abuse to let your animals get this fat. Your animal isn’t “chonky” or “thicc”. Your animal needs help.

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Younger cousin sent me this. But still don’t get how the joke is on my cousin, tho.

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Thank you for making this the best ad on Instagram...

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I had to take my previous post down because names weren’t released in the news. But yesterday at my school, there was an active shooter. This guy was a hero. Kendrick Castillo tackled the shooter to allow students to evacuate the area. He died a champ. Rest easy, Kendrick.

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When there’s nonstop snow in October

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Brazil Explained?

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I’m growing strawberries. I’d say it’s going well.

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Fuck me and these biased assholes

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If this isn’t enough to compel people to get their kids vaccinated, idk what is. Autism or inability to use legs?

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Got my wisdom teeth out age 14 and I want to die

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Friend un-ironically put this on her story. I think she’s becoming one of them.

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