Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ironic isn't it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.2yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Thank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer! A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob - a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.2yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I must say, in many ways, Springfield really beats the old slave-labor camp.1yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can't you people solve these problems yourselves? I mean, we can't be policing the whole city.4yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened. Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teacher's edition in this school.3yr ⋅ Fickletimes ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
