An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs - Mitch Hedberg7yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Amazon sent me this instead of the new Police Station for my son's birthday. Replacement won't arrive until after the party. They told us to keep it. 😮1yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/lego
Getting ready to send someone in Atlanta some tasty sauces from the great Northwest!8yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/secretsanta
I scared my wife by yelling loudly when I finally caught this guy. Cost me 15 ultra balls and probably 10 razz berries.7yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/pokemongo
Wife and I took our first kid-free trip in over 10 years! Suttle Lake, OR8yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/camping
Tried my hand at smoking cheez-its. Ridges are much better than original. GF crackers on next for wife!6yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/smoking
Relaxing by myself at Cook Park. Tigard, OR. Caught on a yellow and red Panther Martin.10yr ⋅ fendermallot ⋅ r/Fishing
