See, I’m part of a group of responsible cocaine users. We adhere to strict rules to ensure things don’t get out of control. It’s not used to feel good — not for base pleasure, certainly. It’s a medicine to improve our lives like penicillin or opium.3yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/americandad
This...this is you, isn't it? I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you.5yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/americandad
[Shitpost] When you leave your room to get a snack in the middle of binging Gotham5yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/Gotham
I made a meme (Or, how I spent 30 seconds making a lazy shitpost in order to get karma on the subreddit of a popular indie rock musician)5yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/Sufjan
With this album, Paul really came into his own, commercially and artistically5yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/beatlescirclejerk
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes/You'd know what a drag it is to see you6yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/BobDylanMemes
“But what about George Soros controlling the Federal Reserve from an underground bunker?” “Shhh, Francine, he’s Jewish, that’s what he should be doing! He’s helping us!”3yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/americandad
[Spoilers][Shitpost] I'm nothing if not sane. And reasonable. Two things my brother never valued. Which is why I'll be successful where he failed. Well, that...6yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/Gotham
when you've been in a late career renaissance for over 20 years but people still just want to hear you play hey jude for the four billionth time6yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/beatlescirclejerk
David Bowie performs as his iconic character Ziggy Stardust (1972, colorized)6yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/beatlescirclejerk
When John says the sound you make is muzak to my ears so you make a muzak version of Ram6yr ⋅ fegel ⋅ r/beatlescirclejerk
