It’s true, DoorDash. I’m not headed towards the order. I’m in a fucking elevator, because y’all gave me the order while I was on the 51st floor of a hotel finishing my previous order, and I can’t teleport to my car.1yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
Scumbag pro tip: Always check to see if your Dasher is wearing a bodycam, especially if you’re smoking weed on campus property when they hand you your order. 😹1yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
OK, which one of you degenerates left their order in the middle of the driveway last time?1yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/DoorDasherDegenerates
A pizza box designed by someone who has never carried one up dark stairs in the rain1yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/doordash_drivers
At the Kentucky Center to see Henry Rollins; I guess they put this up to scare off the Reese Witherspoon fans next door6yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/Louisville
They weren't the *smartest* team at the quiz, but they certainly had the most heart11yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/gameofthrones
How do you block or prevent these kinds of SMS messages? (more info in post)6yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/ios
Cigarette? Molotov cocktail? Fireball? No. iPhone charger/docking station.15yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/pics
I know what it means in French, but considering the product name...that doesn't help15yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/WTF
Okay...Rutina is dressed as...a pirate wench, I guess? But WTF is Sam dressed as?15yr ⋅ feelbetternow ⋅ r/TrueBlood
