No one is above the law! Also, good advice for parenting...

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Thanks, I hate how accurate this is...

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I think we should make leashes mandatory for everyone under 15!

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I didn't know I wasn't supposed to enjoy them!

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You should at least give him a kiss after he cleans, it's only polite.

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I thought they also say adult cats only mjau at humans, and yes mjau is the correct spelling!

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I mean it's not wrong, sometimes I am really excited to tell someone about something, but not often XD

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Technically correct, the best kind of correct, until someone starts crying...

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That's what vacations are for!

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Or you can do what I do, go home and cry, which coincidentally is what Boromir should have done...

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I wish I could laugh in Completed Story.

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Yeah yeah, come on universe, tell me something I don't know!

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Be nice, don't be like me...

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What's it called when you have no external dialogue, only internal? I have that...

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Come on, if you don't laugh, it just seems mean...

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I thought they also say adult cats only mjau at humans, and yes mjau is the correct spelling!

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Patron saint of smartasses, sign me up twice!

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I promise, I'm not getting a snack, and if I do, I'll bring you one too!

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Come on, if you don't laugh, it just seems mean...

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That's all it takes...

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I never claimed I was good at acting nice!

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Parties are boring, it is known...

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And that's where everything started going to shit, remember never accept the cookie!

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I have all of these!

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Cuddling is underrated :P

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That sounds delightful! I for one welcome our Captcha Robot overlords!

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That's all it takes...

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*Sigh*

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Will the real trolley problem please stand up...

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That's what vacations are for!

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Mainstream mathemathics XD

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Maybe we're not living in the darkest time-line after all?

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Does learning strange spoken language rules count?

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It's not just games, this is what happens to everything once it's turned into a bussiness...

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Not everything is bad all the time, just most things...

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I hate to say some books are better than others, but...

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If you find it difficult to non-consensually cuddle your cat, call our hotline, experienced counselours are standing by to tell you how...

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Technically correct, the best kind of correct, until someone starts crying...

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Why do edges of roads need to be cut grass? Explain it to me like I'm five...

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Please and thank you :)

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Thanks, I hate how accurate this is...

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I refuse to answer on the grounds that I will make me seem dumb!

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There's no time limit on having fun, unless you put it there yourself.

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Do it Jeremy, just do it!

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My first word was 'Actually'...

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Mainstream mathemathics XD

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Yup, I always knew there was something about Dune that bugged me!

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Okay, I'll be good, I promise. Don't send me to video game controller hell!

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If ignorance is bliss, this guy must be the world's happiest little fool :P

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That's what vacations are for!

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to change someone's mind :P

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Don't poke the Bearistotle XD

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Why do edges of roads need to be cut grass?

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There's nothing like the taste of stale russian despair

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I have a short but oddly specific bucket list...

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I was never the child reader, but I'm definitely the adult version...

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I wish I could laugh in Completed Story.

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According to this I'm Chaotic Good, but I want to be Chaotic neutral...

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I Ate'nt Dead

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Why? Just... why?

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Happy twenty-twenty-won :P

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A Venn diagram of me on any given day...

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Come on, if you don't laugh, it just seems mean...

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D&D usually aren't good, but I'd watch this one :P

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Fun with edu-fuckin-cation! Am I doing it right?

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Why not? Indeed. All hail Gandalf the Green, Lord of the Weed.

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Human needs > Corporate needs

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Cuddling is underrated :P

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I hate all reality TV on principle, but I would watch the hell out of this!

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When you condition the dog, beware that you do not also condition yourself!

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Gandalf and Captain Picard's cozy murder mystery! I AM ALL IN! But who's going to play the grandson?

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Excersies in futlility lesson two: Sports! 'Nuff said...

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You da real MVP! If they gave MVPs for dumbassery...

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Gandalf and Captain Picard's cozy murder mystery! I AM ALL IN! But who's going to play the grandson?

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I was there 3000 years ago, when the simpsons was considered funny...

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Can't argue with flawless logic...

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I didn't know I wasn't supposed to enjoy them!

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Personally, I only listen to the TV, so don't take it personally...

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Unsure if this is real, or if asparagus is trying to prank me again, I've been burned before....

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Better question: Does the washing machine need a gender?

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What's it called when you have no external dialogue, only internal? I have that...

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You've got a hole in the ground? In this economy? Lucky! XD

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Pyjamas are for everywhere and all times...

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Family is the ultimate F-bomb XD

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I was never the child reader, but I'm definitely the adult version...

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Having money makes poison less poisonous, final answer!

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Look at these peas! Look at them! :P

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Watching new grammar get born, it's beauti-fuckin-ful...

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You never forget your first map XD

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Use satire responsibly, I don't, but I try :)

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If I could have a Doctor Who/Star Trek crossover episode, I would be so happy!

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Theft is only theft when the poor do it...

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Finally, some traditional CEO values!

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There's nothing like the taste of stale russian despair

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Why think for yourself when you can autocomplete XD

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I like to think I'm eclectic, but not eclectic enough for country music XD

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The Mandalorian, a bit on the raunchy side, but good

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Cat.

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I Ate'nt Dead

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Doing good feels good...

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That's not right! XD

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1980s 'nuff said

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Patron saint of smartasses, sign me up twice!

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I'm the best at interrupting, they call me interrupty the interruptor...

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Learning not to give a fuck must be an important skill for working in a hospital.

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It fascinates me that people can be this delusional about inherited wealth and privilege...

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I could go for some pinterest risotto, just saying...

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Someone just give the poor thing a compliment before I start crying...

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Sounds fair to me

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I don't remember any of these, but I figured out nr. 6 on my own...

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Philosophy, it's helluva drug XD

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These are not the heroes you're looking for...

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He was almost there! XD

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If you're looking for a new Christmas classic, Death plays the ultimate version of Santa.

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The dream family vacation, fun for all ages.

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Will the real trolley problem please stand up...

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Accurate or no? :P

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The best and the worst Sherlock, you know which is which...

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Having money makes poison less poisonous, final answer!

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If I had to guess, off the top of my head? To fuck with poor people?

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All geeks love a good alignment chart, am I right? :P

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Okay, I'll be good, I promise. Don't send me to video game controller hell!

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A mistake I'm sure we've all made at some point in our lives...

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A quick guide to how monopolies work, they don't, but you don't have any other choice!

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Thinking, it's helluva drug...

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And if you say Star Gate, I will loose my cool!

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O Captain! My Captain! :D

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Picture of a Knome, race from my fantasy story, the K is silent...

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From now on call me Blubberhunter...

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May I just be the first to wish all fast-food chains the worst possible end imaginable, but with that said, this is still funny...

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Finally, some traditional CEO values!

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It's the season of dissing christmas memes! Please post all your best christmas memes...

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Excersies in futlility lesson two: Sports! 'Nuff said...

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Is wearing pyjamas stoicism, or is not wearing pyjamas stoicism?

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Someone just give the poor thing a compliment before I start crying...

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Stares in brown coat indeed :D

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How are cards still a thing? I don't even know my own address...

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Not sure if this is true, but I wish it is, so I'm going to think it is....

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I didn't see the new RoboCop, but I have accepted the head-cannon that it's about The Future of Beard Enforcement....

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Please and thank you :)

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I suppose I could just lay down and die, that'd show him! ;-)

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It's not about the playing the game, but about thinking about playing the game...

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Is this Finland? :P

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Finally, some traditional CEO values!

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Harry Potter, Stay calm and run away! Can I sell my soul to get this made? XD

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Whether it's with quantity or quality, support your library :)

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Unfortunately, just because a solution is simple enough for us to understand it, doesn't make it true.

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Disney magic :P

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I like to think I'm eclectic, but not eclectic enough for country music XD

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What do you think about this for writer quote, Live long enough, you will see your villain characters turned into heroes.

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