I harvested a pretty good blackberry today
The sign is better than yell real loud
After finishing my fourth tiny clementine
Reminder, no piracy on campus
doesn't feel safer
I met Tuukka today! He was quiet but true to form
So I'll head over to oncology after this
As someone who has been collecting coins for 25 years
Such a dog.
My joint slippers
My local record/movie store has a nice display
Walking out for lunch, I didn't have the heart to tell him that Fry wasn't coming back.
I'm glad that my state's news isn't all murder and poor race relations.
I complained to Old Spice last week that their deodorant did not meet my exsmelltations. OS DELIVERS!
St. Paddy's day can bring some tough decisions.
Sometimes 4WD isn't enough in Maine
Last day for shitposts. First place in the Atlantic!
Regurgitate, then research
I walk past a disabled homeless guy standing with a walker every day. I was early today.
Found some old business cards in a house I moved into that really measure up
OP posts OC
A local sign getting in on that sweet, sweet Jedi action
Not to state the obvious, Netflix, but you should add season four already.
Cat Puke Gravy Boat
Found this pic from a game I went to in 2006. Also recorded the game on a dvd, so I'm watching that today to feel something.
Whoever gave my number as a fake last year: you probably dodged a bullet, love.
YSK that a small amount of apple cider vinegar and a drop of dish soap will slay a horde of fruit flies overnight.
He had a sinking feeling there was going to be some medicine administered
One of the Tall Ships leaving my city
Happy birthday to James Cromwell! Zefram Cochrane at his finest.
A big win in a blizzard
Mom, don't settle for less
Willie Nelson fueled flaming goat machine
No they are not they are mexacin
Spoilers, Google! [spoilers]
This driver needs to seriously ease up on the bedazzling.
Most people agree
It's our new kitten's understanding that everything the light touches is his kingdom.
As close to scumbag as the Doctor will ever get!
The crappy off brand of r/crappyoffbrands lately
Portland Headlight from the top of the lighthouse
Some say she's a horrible driver that thinks she can pass someone on the Congress Street 295 off-ramp. All we know is, she's called...
Google automatically pulled a pic of the Oscorp building for this Kansas fabrication company
Por Ciy Bapist Church
Just an Observer fleeing the Hindenburg.
Usually a cloud of planes on planefinder.net, today not so much!
[Thanks] Posting now because I'll be too drunk later! Thank you Lunar3 for the $50 wine certificate. That's six bottles for $11!
Bachelor Frog Recycles
A Valentine's Day gift that might turn into a burden, or worse.
[Thanks] to iknowthemuffinman1 for the gift, umm, I'm not allowed to talk about. Or talk about.
You know what would really tie the porch together? Hanging babies.
I received a Silver Certificate in my change, too bad I can't redeem it for silver anymore.
We think it's a component for a destroyer? Anyway, it's docked across the street and looked interesting! [4000x2672]
Finally, a Chinese restaurant that tells it like it is
Got excited when I first saw today's Google doodle...alas, it is not for Whovians
[Gifted] Username origin contest winner, well, close enough: WalterPSobchak! Also, I ran the $10 raffle anyways. Sue me. honilee won!
Life imitates art.
[Gifted] To l337chica, one of Detroit's best, for winning my Bruins raffle
Never seen a better reason to rear end someone
[Thanks] engraced for my book Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking
[Thanks] spritef! And I will strike down upon thee with great thanks and furious happiness those who attempt to gift THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
Diablo, the Lord of Goatstruction
[Gifted] to qizi for a proper sullying of Phil Kessel. Enjoy your Eurosac!
[Gifted] onetimeonreddit, even though my contest didn't bring a Bruins win. Next time, Boston!
The word play was too fun for me not to make this.
[Gifted] Sarahkate2233 for winning my Maine raffle! Wicked awesome Maine ties.
Some say he is an island and that he only comments on low relevance posts
[Thanks] to mouthie for my 3D glasses. 10th Doctor ensemble is almost complete! Also, the imgur link starts with DT. Molto bene!
Or, you know, block traffic. I guess it's up to you.
Verizon really doesn't like Maine.
MRW I leave Starbucks
[Gifted] Matronix for a great NY joke! Now I need to find some apple cobbler.
I always referred to him as Ira Fucking Rosenberg, now I have a second reason to do so!
My favorite Killers lyric
[Thanks] curlicarly for the randomly gifted bike tire patch kit! I classed up the pic with some LED candles.
My doctor's waiting room seats, brought to you by 'MURCA.
L.L.Bean shipped my package from Freeport to Massachusetts in order to send it to me in South Portland.
Deliciousness: mini-Bugle ice cream cones
REDDIT! Cadbury eggs are for sale again!
Me Goose-ta fancy leftovers 
Here's to hoping that the Giants cover the Pats as well as FOX23 does...
Google Maps shows city borders now. Did you know you land in South Portland when flying into the Portland Jetport?
The way I see it, you guys and gals get TWO subreddits!
Only had 90 seconds to savor the victory. See you in III, Diablo!
Noticed a nod to Lt. Broccoli in the A-Team movie
We're a little divided on Pizza Supreme Doritos
Workaround for profanity filter when naming assault classes
Smoke on the water: when the ocean is 39°F (3.8°C) warmer than the air
I fucking hate i.minus.com [x-post from /r/AdviceAnimals]
One of you must be involved with this game. What's the deal? (Commercial St., Old Port)
New employee, not sure if she knows we have a breakroom
TIL that the best way to get from Japan to China is via jetski. Thanks Google Maps!
Bowl of Fruit Bowls
Enjoying this maplebacon donut, deep fried in bacon fat and topped with chopped bacon. It has been great knowing you all. 
I need a t-shirt that says this.
wooo! won the raffle for the first time ever
If you tour a city like this, locals will have a field day with you.
Is this a good deal for a Super Kegel?
my r/books exchange match wanted a programming book, so I bought the best one I could find
it felt different masturbating to this actress in Community this week
No disassemble Number Five!
Found a place to check the score at the fair yesterday
My girlfriend made this for my birthday, she is awesome and also like a boss
My cat is a dink.
Be sure to do this only in signed, designated areas.
Can anyone get this shot, but high res, from the new BBC America commercials?
I haven't accidentally hit the Insert button and overwritten a bunch of text in weeks!
As you wish, extra scoop of ice cream
This was an awesome buy.
The adult in me knows this is a region in Uzbekistan. The kid in me is laughing his ass off.
Donate to PBS, because if you don't, this guy will find you!
[Build] My TARDIS, supersized.
...then lose their jerb!
♪ Eff cars, I'm on skis mothereffer! ♫
My calendar ran out of days, but luckily the last page makes it work for the whole year!