The hospital cancelled the birthing class wife and I signed up for ...10yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Dad, I'm gay and I've found someone I want to spend the rest of my life with...11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My response when my friends post Throwback Thursday pics on Facebook...11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/funny
If you're going to break our phone, embarrass yourself, and get ejected over a 'blown call' at least don't be wrong about the call....11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/orioles
In Baltimore we have Purple Friday for Ravens fans to wear purple in support of the Ravens. Couldn't wait for Bolo Friday ....11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/Chargers
i called all of my IRL friends (that took 2 min...) but i'm still too excited so i have to tell my imaginary reddit friends: SHE SAID YES!!!13yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/reddit.com
Fortune Cookies Would Never Lie [loosely based on a true story]14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The UPS hub outside of Baltimore, MD is in Sparks, MD. The UPS hub outside of Reno, NV is in Sparks, NV.12yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Used Map My Run app today for fun. Started tracking on third hole. Left my phone in the push cart. How do you like my sweet slice off the tee on 5?11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/golf
BeckyRuxpin is an ass hole. I told him to trade 2 cigars because my humi is full. Prick sent 8 premium sticks! (successful trade)12yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/cigars
This is going to be the game: If Chargers can minimize these gross secondary mismatches (e.g. Thomas v Wright) then the chargers can win, like they did in week 15.11yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/Chargers
Two number 2 seeds losing today, and one of those being Duke?13yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/CollegeBasketball
I heard you guys like stuff on sticky traps. I humbly present what my fiance found in her 3rd floor apt. a while back.13yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/pics
sarah mcclachlan fffffffuuuuuuuu (inspired by mudsonjar)15yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Being the low man on the totem poll and the resident Office Tech Guy... Downvote away, just had to share. 14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Ok, this is a first. What do I do about this? Relatively new 8 iron!! FFFFFUUUUUUu14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/golf
My friend started her own change-your facebook picture campaign... I responded ... 14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/pics
my friends and i dressed up as ninjas. Here we are at the bar last night13yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/pics
ITT: pic you found on the internet that you printed out and is hanging up in your cube / around your desk. I'll start...14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/pics
Jewish Mom never let me make Xmas cookies as a kid....14yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
The divorce lawyer I work for wanted me to draft q's for our client's (ex)wife's deposition. Here's what I got so far.15yr ⋅ FactsEyeJustMadeUp ⋅ r/pics
