A woman asked me why I was wearing sunglasses when it is winter.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Since Actual Advice Mallard is rarely life hacks/advice anymore. I introduce to you Life Hack Loon.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Stray cat has been coming around for awhile. Trying to work him into the house. Meet Hobo.5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/cats
9 months at new job. This feels so strange after just barely scraping by for years.7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What goes through my mind at work every time the lab guy comes in to pick up the samples.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/funny
MRW my wife asked if I thought her sister was attractive and I said 'yes' without thinking.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I told my friend that I broke 100,000 comment karma and he said that's just a tally of all the damn time you've wasted.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
With the amount of time I spend here while at work, the odds of this are not high.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It was a few years ago and I still get awkward just thinking about it.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The snow has finally melted, so I decided to take a walk around my yard. Then I looked over at my dog.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife recently got a job at a preschool. The kids, the moms, the teachers. It's like an epidemic.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW my wife tells me I need to be more romantic and seduce her.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Guy at work set this on his chair. No one gets why I’m laughing.4yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I put the straw through the lid of my over-filled soft drink and some spews up onto the lid.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The line between these two memes is quickly beginning to blur. But I suppose it's still satisfying for him.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I see my ex in public and I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen me.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My daughter's reaction when the wife and I are trying to talk11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
As a husband trying to bring slow, seductive, romantic foreplay back to our sex life.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
No matter how many times I see it, this does put a smile on my face6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/marvelstudios
Moose has never gotten much love here on reddit. Perhaps it's because his head is noticeably too small for his body. He's not a puppy.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/Unorthodog
Does it get any better? Picking up kayaking has done so much for me mentally and physically.5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/Kayaking
Sleep contortionist from /r/funny. Seemed like it belonged here.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/photoshopbattles
When you splat someone 6 times in one round then in the next round they’re on your team.7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/splatoon
MRW I hear the Christmas song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
2015 was so much fun. It seems like a good week to remember this gif4yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/panthers
I had to go with my kid to her friend's birthday party. It was boring as hell like all kids' parties until...10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW My wife holds my 1 year old nephew and he pulls her shirt collar down.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW My wife sends me to the grocery store and there's a woman in front of me with a cartload and a woman behind me with 3 loud, misbehaving children.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW a co-worker told me his E-cig liquid called thug juice was a combo of watermelon, grape and menthol.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Endgame had so many amazing lines and moments. Yet, for some reason, I think this is my favorite line.5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/marvelstudios
I was eating trail mix and threw half a peanut to my dog. It went under the TV stand out of his reach. My only thought as I fished it out for him.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I went in my shed after not being in there for about a month.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My reaction to just about everything my 6 year old says and does.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my work says they're going to start monitoring browser history8yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW My wife asks how we went through a bottle of lotion so fast7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I once saw a comment saying they didn't understand how Black Widow was even an Avenger because all she ever does is flirt. I must be flirting wrong.6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/marvelstudios
A project I did on a cricut. Just an old side to a water cooler. Can you find your favorite?2yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/pics
MRW I’m watching a movie with my 8 year old jabber jaw daughter6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Contrary to popular belief, Cam is not the most ridiculous dresser in the division7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/nfcsouthmemewar
My Daughter's Reaction when I told her she was watching Frozen too much.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Oooh, a head bag. Those are chock full of..... heady goodness.10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How I want to react to many people's comments about us this year. (Replace the word 'job' with 'elite WR')9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/panthers
I was on the interstate and saw a guy pass a cop on the right7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was stuck behind this thing going about 10mph for 5 miles but I still managed to Have A Nice Day. (When you see it)6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/funny
This guy has been hanging around the house. He appears to have a hurt front paw and hops around. He won’t let me approach him to check it out. We named him Dennis Hopper5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/cats
Firefighter saves mad kitty (X-POST FROM /r/firefighting)11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/photoshopbattles
Hey Everyone, it's that little boy who laughs at everyone. Lets laugh at him!10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You come here to kill me? Anyone else really miss this Cullen?8yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/Hell_On_Wheels
Often when I’m in public restrooms I wish there was a way to blow bacteria directly into my eyeballs. Technology delivers.5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/funny
MRW I pour myself a bowl of cereal and open the fridge to find that the milk has expired.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I saw that I have reached 30,000 comment karma, then realized that karma has no value and is just a testament of my wasted time.11yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
He's been somewhere around my desk all damn day. I'm losing my mind10yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW when we watch home videos and get to the part where I'm dancing when I was 911yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Lender's Bagels. Back when an exotic delicacy like a bagel could only be found in the freezer section.8yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/nostalgia
We’re so spoiled. What they do predict is pretty amazing if you think about it.7yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The MCU if writers and directors only pulled ideas from the new section of this sub.5yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/marvelstudios
Who would have thought that 8 or so years later this guy would star in 2 of the top 5 grossing movies all time.6yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/marvelstudios
I now have a forklift all to myself at work. So I thought I'd personalize it.9yr ⋅ facepalminghomer ⋅ r/RedHotChiliPeppers
