Imagine if her first name was Issa.

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In Nevada using an abacus and their fingers to count.

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I would put a scourge on the energy sector deregulators until they saw the error of their ways.

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She really tweeted this and then killed three people. Drunk drivers have worms for brains.

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All Countries Matter.

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NEWS FLASH: Organized food is apparently gay.

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Bottom line.

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Life really is like a box of chocolates

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When you try to help somebody who doesn’t want to help themselves.

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NGL, that was my first thought, too

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I will listen to that babbling allllll day

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Heyyyyy weren’t you just at CVS?

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Nations have fallen due to the allure.

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Simple as 1+1.

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Plants are feminine, FYI. Especially in the bathroom.

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I wouldn’t pay anybody’s $4k to get a dog. Never ever ever.

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Senora, y su marido? Explicame. Esperare.

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Well, when she puts it that way 🧐🧐🧐

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Moms are smart too 🥺

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A durag store. Love to see it.

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I get the sentiment, but the spelling is sending me.

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The painful end of a magical adventure.

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The Twitter algorithm is a menace

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This is a warning wearing a compliment’s clothes.

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The only person for the job. Truly.

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Different strokes and all, but hot dogs RAW?

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Under what circumstances am I putting a combination of eggs and oil in my coffee?

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The audacity of Twitter’s algorithm is comedy.

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Just sit in the chair til the power comes back on.

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They tarnished their own legacy, we’re just talking about it.

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🛑 with respectability politics

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My amazing Aunt Cookie’s senior portrait in 1978. With her and my uncle’s help, I was the first person in my family to get an undergraduate degree.

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‘Hello Barbara, this is Shirley’...IYKYK

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Trash people. Trash flag.

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Government moves at the speed of political expediency.

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It’s called dressing for the occasion.

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Caramelizing onions is not putting caramel on them.

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Don’t be singing lyrics all willy nilly

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Modern problems require modern solutions.

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When you’re competitive, no matter the size of your competition.

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And will go right back into ‘Take Me to The King’

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Exposing a baby’s birth defect online is true bottom of the barrel behavior.

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A Tyler Perry Production 😂😂😂

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They are named Lil Man and Big Sis.

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Shooteth thine shot

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She who snoozeth is she who loseth.

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I don’t even know who I got on this one, if I’m being honest.

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An example of what not to do when crossbreeding. Removed previously for a rule 8 violation.

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Black Mamba said 4th place is not a winner 😂😂😂

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I suppose the answer is a resounding YES!

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I know 🙄ALL🙄 women cry at work but not for the same reasons.

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When He does for you what He has done for others.

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Breastmilk is not dairy. Actually, it is.

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Standards are 🔑

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Air Wacks

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Congratulations on the addition!

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Y’all give Ashanti her flowers now

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If ‘argue ya mama’ was a tweet, it would be this one.

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Waste not, want not.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. - A. Lincoln

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Never would’ve believed it

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Found on Twitter

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Lightning strikes One World Trade Center and Empire State Building at the same time

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Enough mental gymnastics for the Olympics

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If only you had a crystal ball

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It’s not from cow nor chicken. That’s probably barely cheese.

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Miss me with that ‘huh’ when you know you heard me

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I can see the sky

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AMA AMI DC’s Dessert Bowls 🌈

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Parenting requires gendered energy?

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Reschedule to the 5th of Never.

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Personally, I pronounce it Gingerell.

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I got a little chuckle from Second Chance Inc.

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Is this the real statement? I refuse to believe it 🥴

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Little man said ‘If you don’t shut up, I’ll shut you up’

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Does it still count if the FWR posted, then deleted, their comment?

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[socialmedia] LinkedIn post on how women are people centric and men are thing centric.

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I said 5 and a possible for me, not knowing my partner’s bid.

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Shallots for breakfast potatoes

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PB & Mayo for the elite taste buds

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Aunt Cookie and Uncle Fred at her senior prom - 1978

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Jimmy’s tweeted their old business card

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These charmers were arrested after yelling ‘White power’ and ‘only White lives matter’ to a Black & Mexican couple. Link to article in comments.

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National Dog Day - Beast, our Dogo Argentino

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Chopper is a dapper balladeer

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This is Beast, our Dogo Argentino, when I tell him I love him.

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So where is this phenomenon so I never go there?

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One curled feetsie on Chopper

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View from 16 On The Park, looking north. You can see City in the distance.

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I parked far from the store so I could pet these two.

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It’s a start.

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I am so tired of troubleshooting failed downloads. I think my max failed was 36...maybe 13 isn’t so bad. Using updated BE, no less.

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I live in a red county, inside a blue state. I see this sort of thing a lot in my town.

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